ELLO MY FELLOW WATTPADIANS! I HAVE MISSED YOU DEARLY AND I HOPE EVERYONE IS RECOVERING FROM THE HURICANE NICELY! crap... forgot my caps lock was on...
KEY:
() = stories i wrote
{} = real stuff that happened between me and my real life friends
[] = video game talk.
btw in video games i willbe considered thorn
ENJOY MY WATTPADIEANS!!!!
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"Trust no one. Except for this fat, fluffy baby duck who thinks he's a dog. He's legit." ~ifunny
"FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS. IF YOU STAB THEM THEY DIE." ~ ifunny
"The fish only slap the weak of heart. Forget not the batter train."~ Demon Majorlolzz [Graal]
"If tulips grow within the ice then how must the money eat their pitts?"~ Thorn [Graal]
"Ooh look out you evil pirate musketeer haters, bludragon has a new shooty/stabby weapon!" ~ Me [pirate 101]
MizzHarryStyles: Hey guys you wanna hang later?
PeaceOutGirl: sure
Me: I have no life.
Me: So im free.
Me: no. actually im fucking expensive.
PeaceOutGirl: sure u r.
Me: IM DRINKIN COFFEE!!!!!!!
PeaceOutGirl: No put it down right now.
Me: IF YOU WANT IT THEN YOU MUST PRY IT OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
MizzHarryStyles: that can be arranged...
~ MizzHarryStyles, PeaceOutGirl, and me {texting at 2:00 pm...}
"Shut the front door I want that PIE. mom mom mom mom mom mom i want it..." ~ Leader Cupcake [Graal]
"I will make sure to keep my distance. say i love you when your not listening." ~ MIDNIGHT [Graal]
"THROW THE STINKY BUTT AT THEM!....... oh crap auto correct... BUTTER*" ~ Dark King Spawn [Graal]
"Hello. I'm the happiness fairy. I've sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile damnit, this shit's EXPENSIVE." ~ ifunny
"Always be positive. *trips down the stairs* Me:"Wow, I got down those stairs fast!""~ Funny Tweets {twitter}
"Good friends won't let you do stupid things........... Without them." ~ Funny Truth {twitter}
"I hate it when you walk outside and a girafffe kicks you in the balls" ~ google
"HEY I JUST BIT YOU, BECAUSE IM CRAZY. SO CALL THE DOCTOR, BECAUSE YOU HAVE RABIES." ~ rabit racoon
"Roses are red. Viloets are blue. This poem was pointless. Pikachu!!" ~dinofcknrawr {ifunny}
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems..." ~ my sister {2:00 am}
"i hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you...." ~ google
"I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then i realized it was just a wasp. Then i realized i wasn't in the Hunger Games." ~ ifunny
"SANDY ISNT EVEN A SCARY NAME. IT SHOULD BE LIKE HURRICANE SHANAYNAY OR LAQUISHA." ~ifunny
"I hate it when you're sitting in the movie theater then all of a sudden BAM! the human giraffe sits in front of you." ~ Will Ferrell
ok so the last item today isnt really a quote... its more like a "story" of sorts.
So i was playing Pokemon white and my Tepig was evolving... he evoled and wanted to learn a new move... so then this came up.. (i named my Tepig Piro)
Piro wants to learn Arm Thrust. Erase a move to let Piro learn Arm Thrust?
So me, having the friends that i do and having the dirty mind that i do, took that the wrong way.... needless to say i don think i will be playing pokemon for a while....
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ok so that was day 6. sorry i havent updated in forever but whatever. so now i updated so TAKE THAT BLUDRAGON!
have a nice day!
~hogie
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INSANITY!!!!!
Randomread this if you just need a pick me up or somthing funny that can get you through the day! or if your just bored and feel like doing stupid mindless reading :P
