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Taka: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Mondo: You need to stop.

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Gundham: God give me patience.

Kazuichi: I think you mean 'give me strength'

Gundham: If God gave me strength you'd all be dead.

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Aoi: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I turned myself into a donut...

Sakura: You would eat yourself?

Aoi: I wouldn't even question it.

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Fuyuhiko: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Peko: Thats why I carry two swords.

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Junko: You saved me, I owe you my life.

Izuru: No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Taka, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Mondo: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Mondo: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Taka, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Mondo: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Mondo: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Taka, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Fuyuhiko: What dosent kill me should run, cause now I'm fucking pissed.

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Cop: your receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Mondo: Shit.

Chihiro: Wait, three people?

Cop: Yeah?

Leon: OH MY GOD TAKA FELL OFF-

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Fuyuhiko's dad: You know those things could kill you right?

Peko, pouring another glass of whisky: Thats the point.

Natsume, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Fuyuhiko: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Taka: Anyone d-

Mondo: Depressed?

Chihiro: Drained?

Yasahiro: Dumb?

Leon: Disliked?

Taka:-Done with the homework... what is wrong with you people...

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