Danganronpa: Incorrect Quotes

Ishileon?? in this economy??

Leon: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Taka: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Taka: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Leon: Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Taka, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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Taka: I wanna die.
Leon: We all do, you aren't special!

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Leon: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.
Taka: Actually Leon, it's salt.
Leon: That's what I said, sodium chloride.
Taka: Uh Leon, that would be salt.
Taka: *takes salt packer from Leon* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Taka: I think I'm falling for you.
Leon: Then get up.

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Taka: I'm in love with you.
Leon: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Taka: I know.
Leon: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Leon: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Taka: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Leon: Stop.

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Leon: We both look very handsome tonight.
Taka: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Leon: I couldn't take that chance.

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Leon: Do you want to know your gay name?
Taka: My... my gay name?
Leon: Yeah, it's your first name-
Taka: Haha. Very funny Leon-
Leon: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Taka: Oh- oh my god.

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Taka: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Leon: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Taka, already taking off their clothes: God, Leon, you're so fucking stupid.

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Taka: I love you.
Leon, not paying attention: What was that?
Taka: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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Taka: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Leon: I wrote you a poem.
Taka, already crying: You did?

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Taka, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Leon: Tea.
Taka: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Taka, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Leon: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.