Danganronpa: Incorrect Quotes

Kiyondo and Taka are brothers? fr?

Kiyondo: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law's face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with 'em! And maybe if you beat 'em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Taka: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Kiyondo: Whatever caves first!

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Kiyondo, to Taka: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Taka: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.
Kiyondo: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

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Kiyondo: Mint is just cold spicy.
Taka: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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Kiyondo: Thank God you were there, Taka. I knew you wouldn't let your brother die.
Taka: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Kiyondo: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting them out of their shell.

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Kiyondo: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
Taka: This is Japan, so nope!
Kiyondo: This isn't Japan, this is HOPES PEAK!

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Taka: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Kiyondo: What? No good morning?
Taka: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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Taka: You read my diary?
Kiyondo: In my defense, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Kiyondo: Taka and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Taka: We what?

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Taka: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Kiyondo: Dorito's cool ranch.
Taka:
Taka: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Kiyondo: I love that song.

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Taka: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Kiyondo: All I drank was Redbull!
Taka: How many?
Kiyondo: Eighteen.

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Taka: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?
Kiyondo: What did you just say-
Taka: Foetons! *Laughs*
Kiyondo: Wh-what?

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Kiyondo: Taka...
Taka: Oh no, 'Taka' in B flat.
Taka: You're disappointed.

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Kiyondo: Why are you late?
Taka: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Kiyondo: Overslept?
Taka: Overslept.

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Taka: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Kiyondo: Heck.
Taka: You're on thin fucking ice.
Kiyondo: ...
Taka: Oh no.