Danganronpa: Incorrect Quotes

the pekoyama-ishimaru family

*Something crashes*
Taka: Shoot-
Takaaki: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Peko: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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Taka: I don't like bugs. Peko, are you even listening to me?
Peko: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Taka, at Takaaki: DAAAAAD!

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Peko: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Takaaki: A motor- a motorcycle?
Peko: Oh sorry, a murder.
Taka: That escalated quickly.

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Taka, attempting to be intimidating: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM FEIRCE-
Takaaki: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Taka: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Peko, recording: This is so cute.

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Takaaki: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Taka: Yeah-
Peko: *kicks in the door*

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Peko: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Taka way.
Takaaki: Isn't that the wrong way?
Peko: Yes, but it's faster.

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Peko: Why does Takaaki always do the laundry so loudly?
Taka: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Takaaki, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Takaaki: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Peko: Bees?
Takaaki: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Peko: Wait-
*Taka approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

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Takaaki: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Taka & Peko:
Peko: Was it Taka?

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Peko: I dare you-
Takaaki: Taka is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Peko: Why not?
Taka: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Takaaki: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Taka: I gotta give you credit, Peko. You make it look easy.
Peko: Years of practice.

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Taka: You bought a taco?
Peko: Yes.
Taka: From the same truck that hit Dad?!
Peko, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

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Takaaki: I can be your partner for the next race.
Peko: Sorry, Dad. It's a sibling race.
Taka: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Peko: It's only children, Taka. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

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Takaaki: Hey dumbass, get over here.
Peko: Okay-
Taka: *gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Peko, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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*Peko recording whilst Taka and Takaaki are arguing*
Taka: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Peko: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Takaaki, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Taka: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Takaaki: It's my favorite movi-
Taka: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DAD!
Takaaki: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Taka: GROW UP, DAD. GROW UP!