Danganronpa: Incorrect Quotes

mondo + taka special

take these as an apology for not posting anything for ages

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Taka: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Mondo: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Taka, desperately, as Mondo bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mondo: Oh! B positive.
Taka: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mondo:

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Taka: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao-
Mondo: What did you do Taka?
Taka: A MISTAKE

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Mondo, in alter ego: What's up guys? I'm back.
Taka: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Mondo: Death is a social construct.

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*Taka and Mondo skipping stones on lake*
Taka: It's such a beautiful evening.
Mondo, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Taka: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Mondo: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Taka: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Taka: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Mondo: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Taka: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Mondo: Taka, they...they weren't always orphans.
Taka:

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Mondo: How petty can you get?
Taka: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Mondo: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Taka: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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Taka, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Mondo: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Taka: You know how I roll.
Taka: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Taka: This is bothering me.
Mondo: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Taka: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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Taka: So what do you do?
Mondo: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Taka: Wow, impressive.
Mondo: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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Taka, going over Mondo's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Mondo: Yes
Taka: Okay... may I know what you create?
Mondo: Problems.