Danganronpa: Incorrect Quotes

friendships with ishimaru you wouldnt expect

Taka: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Akane: But don't you hate yourself?
Taka: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Akane: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Taka: What's that?
Akane: Remorse code.
Taka: I'm even angrier now.

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Taka: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Kyoko: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Taka: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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*Kyoko and Taka are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Kyoko: oh my god, Taka, backwards!
Taka: Really, Kyoko? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

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Taka: Where are you going?
Fuyuhiko: Hell, eventually.

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Fuyuhiko: Don't stay up all night, Taka. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Syo: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Taka: Um, make lemonade?
Syo: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!

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Taka, at Syo's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Taka, leaning over Syo′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Syo: Yeah, no shit.

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Kaito: *coughs blood*
Taka: Don't die, Kaito!
Kaito: Don't tell me what to do!

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Kaito: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Taka: That's 200%.
Kaito: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

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Taka: Do you think I'm ugly?
Mukuro: It's not about looks, Taka. What's valuable is on the inside...
Taka: Mukuro...
Mukuro: For example, someone's heart.
Taka: Aw... Stop it-
Mukuro: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Taka: Seriously, stop.

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Taka: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Mukuro: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Taka: You don't have to wear...
Mukuro: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Himiko: Who the fuck-
Taka: Language!
Himiko: Whom the fuck-
Taka: No.

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Taka: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Himiko, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

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Taka: My only talent is being stress.
Twogami: Don't you mean stressed?
Taka: No.

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Twogami, after getting out of the simulation: You're alive.
Taka: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Taka: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Sakura: What did you do Taka?
Taka: A MISTAKE

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Taka: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Sakura: Oh, I'm always running
Sakura: The question is from what

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Taka: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Kokichi: Really? Name one law
Taka: Don't kill people?
Kokichi: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Taka: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Kokichi: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Taka: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.

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