Danganronpa: Incorrect Quotes

The Yasuhiro-Ishimaru family

Taka: You guys worried about Hiroko?
Takaaki: Yes.
Yasuhiro: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Taka: And what'd you say?
Hiro: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Takaaki: ...
Taka: They're lucky to have you as a son.

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Hiro: *sees Hiroko and Takaaki together*
Hiro: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Taka: You mean... you ship them?

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Taka: *Gasp*
Yasuhiro: wHAT??
Taka: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Yasuhiro: *inhales*
Takaaki, in another room with Hiroko: Why can I hear screeching?

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Yasuhiro: I just want someone to take me out.
Taka: On a date?
Takaaki: With a sniper gun?
Hiroko: Both if you're not a coward.

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Hiroko: ARE YOU-
Takaaki: Fucking.
Hiroko: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Takaaki Fucking.
Hiroko: IDIOT!
Yasuhiro: ...What was that?
Takaaki: Taka banned Hiroko from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

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Yasuhiro: Made you all playlists!
Yasuhiro: Dad, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Yasuhiro: Taka, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Yasuhiro: And Ma has the ABBA Gold album.

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Hiroko: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Taka: *crouches down*
Yasuhiro: *kneels down*
Takaaki: *sits on the floor*
Hiroko: ...
Hiroko: I hate all of you.

el em mayo thats what hiroko gets for being 5'6 *walks away in 5'1*

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Taka: Where's Dad?
Yasuhiro: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Yasuhiro, shouting: Hiroko sucks!
Takaaki, distantly: Hiroko is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Yasuhiro: Found them.

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Takaaki: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Hiroko: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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*Yasuhiro is crying after a breakup*
Takaaki: There there, Yasuhiro.
Yasuhiro, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Takaaki: Great question—

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(this is platonic yall, just takaaki trying to let taka know
how much he loves him while trying to keep his bad cop rep)

Takaaki: Hi.
Yasuhiro: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you finally show vulnerability?
Takaaki: I did.
Yasuhiro: And what did they say?
Takaaki: "Thank you."
Yasuhiro: You're totally welcome. What'd they say?
Takaaki: They said, "Thank you." I said "I love you" and Taka said, "Thank you."

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Takaaki: Guys, my son here is bilingual.
Taka: Yes.
Takaaki: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Taka: Ye- wait, what-
Yasuhiro: Takaaki, that's not what bilingual means-
Takaaki: Shhh, it's okay Taka. I still love you.
Taka & Yasuhiro: ...