FoolishG going to Costco - requested by randoidotofthecloud
I hope this is good enough lmaoFandom: DreamSMP
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Milk, whole wheat bread, eggs lettuce, tomatoes, avocadoes.
Foolish ran his shopping list through his head. He sighed, pulling up at his local Costco and headed inside.
Walking in, many people shot glances at him. At first he wasn't sure why. It's probably because I'm 6'10", He reasoned, totally not mildly second-guessing everything about himself. Picking up a basket (which didn't even look remotely like it was from costco due to the large and prominent Wal-Mart logo), he went for the produce section.
"Hmm, avocadoes are on sale, $4 for 2 instead of $5 for 2. I'll get 4 I suppose." He muttered to himself. Grabbing 4 avocadoes, he picked up a plastic bag and shoved them inside. Crossing off avocadoes from his list, he looked up and saw a few people looking at him with weird looks. Trying to think little of it (in which he was successful at), he went to the other side of the produce section for tomatoes and lettuce.
Reaching the other side, he picked up a head of lettuce and floated over to some tomatoes on display. "These tomatoes look nice, I'll get those for my needs!" Grabbing a few of the tomatoes, he put them in the basket. Looking up again, he saw the same people giving him weird looks. At this point he was starting to get fairly creeped out but still went on his way, drifting over to the dairy and egg fridges. Picking out a generic carton of eggs and a generic gallon of milk, he turned around to look for the breakfast aisle. Again, he saw the same group of people, across the aisle looking at the wall of fridges. One of them looked up and stared dead in his eyes. They were wearing a deep purple, almost black hoodie that covered up any evidence of a fringe. A mysterious aura seemed to surround them. Foolish, very freaked out at this point, looked down and hurried over to the breakfast aisle across the store.
Halfway over to the other side of the store, Foolish heard shouting. It was very faint, but he thought he heard something like his codename (codename??). Shifting his basket, he shut his eyes to focus on the shouting, see if it was his codename being called.
"Ay! Is that you? That totem guy from the DreamSMP?"
"His name is Foolish, silly!"
This time, the shouting was much closer. Opening his eyes and turning around, he saw the same group of people looking at him and pointing excitedly. Upon being noticed by Foolish, most of them shrank back except for the one who said "That totem guy from the DreamSMP".
"'Ello! You're Foolish, the totem guy?" They asked.
"Indeed I am. If you guys wanted to chat with me you didn't have to follow me across the when entire Costco!" He laughed. Inside, though, he was panicking, not used to getting public recognition.
"Yeah, that was a little weird. Sorry 'bout that. Anyways, do you mind taking a photo with me and my friends?" The person asked.
Foolish gave a nod as he started to get over the initial shock of being recognized, and the group took a photo. Wanting to get away from the group as to not make it awkward, he started to go back to his quest for bread. Suddenly, he felt a hand on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw that it was the purple hoodie person.
"Hmm?" He mumbled.
The person, not looking up, whispered,
"For the totem ones stands, but not shall the mask."
The person let go of his shoulder. Foolish stood there incredibly confused. Blinking, he saw the person whirl around and walk off. Are they trying to make lore for the DreamSMP? I guess I can get Wilbur to write it in, me using my totem self surviving something but Dream dying. He thought. Tucking the thought in the back of his mind, he went back to his quest for bread.
Finally grabbing his bread, he took is basket all the way to the front of the store and made a short transaction paying for his groceries. Finally, out of this place, he thought, quite honestly relieved. His normal shopping trip had turned into a hectic odyssey, and he was quite glad the bulk of it was over. This is my first time getting recognized. I'd say it was pretty good! He thought to himself. Sighing, he started up his car engine and headed home.
Alright that's all the brainpower I got today lmao
Honestly it's pretty ok, could be better ig. Too lazy to make changes though hahaDrink some water now, it's good for you and essential for life. Take care of yourself!
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