Anywhere But Burbank

Chapter 9: Warners Unbound

Carrie was going through the first season of the reboot with Cassidy, wanting to go back before Season 2 releases to the public. The two had finished up Episode 1 and were getting to episode 2. Cassidy sat on the ground with Arfroid and she sang with the intro. Carrie watched her and couldn't help singing along as well, looking at her small little girl. "Cassidy, you're so sweet.." Then the episode began to play as Carrie spin changes into her goddess outfit.

(In the episode.)

A guy in a hoodie stepped up to the statue of Yakko and got out a can of spray paint. He was about to deface the statue when suddenly, a lightning bolt strikes down on him. Then multiple shocks came down. It was Yakko throwing the lighting bolts. After a bit, he sits back, looking at his hands. "Man, all this smiting is giving me carpal tunnel." Wakko groaned and looked at his hands. "Yeah. Who knew Greek Gods could get repetitive stress injuries?" "We should see a doctor." Dot yawns and rested on the clouds. "We can't do that. Hippocras is on vacation!" Wakko complained and then Dot got an idea. "Vacation! That's it. Let's take a vacation." The three began to slide down to a private island.

((Meanwhile))

The love goddess Aphro-Carrie and her daughter Laurathena sat in their palace, bored out of mind. Aphro-Carrie sighed and threw a dart at her board of past advisors. "No mortal has come to me for love advice at all today." "You think that's bad? Try being the goddess of agriculture." Laurathena slammed her hand on the cloud where she was watching a person gardening and she made it thunder. "Oops." "I think I need a vacation. You coming sweetheart?" Carrie looked to her daughter as she had her bags all packed. "I guess so." The two began to ride down in their pegasus-drawn chariot. They see the island Yakko, Wakko, and Dot were on. "Oh. I guess we won't have to be lonely on our vacation Mom." Laurathena points to them.

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot were finishing their vacation house when Wakko notices the chariot. "Aphro-Carrie's chariot!" The three bow down when they landed, then Carrie and Lauren step out of it and looked to the three. "Hello there fellow gods.. And goddess. I see you have come for a vacation too." Yakko jumped into her arms. "And I'm glad that you could join us, sweet Aphro-Carrie." And gave her a huge kiss on the lips. Dot rolled her eyes. "Boys.. Go fig." Then out of nowhere, the three get splashed by a boat, and this happens a couple of times. "I spent a lot of gold to get this dress pal.." Carrie turned to the boat to see none other than... "Odysseus.."

The hero stood near the boat to get a good view of the five. "Haha! What's the matter? Little Lovebug doesn't want to get wet?" Carrie began to March to the boat but gets held back by Yakko and Lauren as they road off again, splashing the five once more. Dot was about to throw another bolt, but saw no need and burned the tree behind her, in turn, bonking Wakko on the head. "Ow." He groans and then Lauren got ready to get revenge. "Back to the office." She and Carrie board the chariot while Yakko, Wakko and Dot follow as well, coming up with some ideas.

(Later)

After putting Odysseus through a gigantic sea worm and literally sending him to the depths of Hades, they were starting to run out of ideas. "Why is this guy not scared?! I want to get him!" Lauren raised an axe and Carrie stopped her. "No Laurathena. We can't chop his head off. And i know you're mad about the Romans stealing your idea." Dot finally got something. "I got it. It's time to bring out the big guns." "No we're not decimating him with a hail of cannonballs." Yakko sighs and Lauren raised her hand again. "No you're not going to steal Crucifixion either." Carrie crossed her arms. "No. I was just wondering if you could curse him with a bad luck of love." Carrie smirked at the idea and stood up. "I got this. Watch and learn." She puts on her favorite lipstick and glosses them with the cursed kiss

(Later)

Aphro-Carrie approached the Greek king, cupping her hands together. "Hey Odysseus, can I give you a reward for your bravery?" She asked him politely. "A kiss from the love goddess? Well don't mind if I do." He puckered up as the two shared the small little kiss, suddenly he felt the curse consuming him. "What have you done?" "This is your payback for splashing me and my friends with your boat. Now you're cursed in love." Odysseus ran around and approached some of the ladies in the villages but they ran away in terror. He ran to some of the other people. "You love me, right?" He asked one lady, but she screams as well. "This is bad. This is so bad! Okay, okay! I surrender to you. I surrender to your friends."

Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Lauren appear by her side and sent him back to his Kingdom uncursed. They all wave goodbye to him. "Well today was very fun. Thanks for making the day unboring." Lauren hugged the three. "Aw, you're welcome Laurathena!" "Feel free to stop by the palace." Carrie chuckled. The two girls step onto their chariot and went back to the clouds and to the palace