Anywhere But Burbank

Chapter 23: Standing Up For Family

Lauren then remember something that they did for the rap episode and began laughing a little bit. Confused as to why she was giggling, Crakko asked "Why laugh?" "Oh no, I'm not laughing at the story Mom told. I was just thinking about our rap battle duo." She reassures him and then picked him up. "I would never laugh at a touching story like what she just said." Carrie then laughed a bit too. "Oh, the rap battle where we put Jay-Pac East down into the ground. I remember that one, that was a fun day for filming." Yakko nodded in agreement. "I'm still quite impressed at your skills."

(Flashback)

After Yakko dropped the mic on the stage, the crowd cheered for his battle against the legendary rapper. "Hey, respect." Jay-Pac East fistbumped Yakko, only to turn and meet the steaming look of Carrie in the audience. "Don't worry about that. She's still going through some hardships right now." Yakko tells him before Carrie climbed up onto the stage. "After all that, you call that respect? You think it's fine to talk to my family and myself after your 'disses' and what not? I think it's time we make the game fair." Lauren shrugged and handed Cassidy over to Yakko. "Well, if you can't beat them, join them with sass." She switched the music to a better track, and got ready. "We'll show you what the sassy duo can do."

Carrie then began to throw the first cup of shade. "Carrie attacks, she's a surviors idol! Best one of all time, I'm unbridled. This recycled stereotype's gone viral? I won't let your looks take Lauren's title." She began to circle around Jay-Pac, pointing to his clothing and chains. "This feisty winner's frightened. He's tasteless, done turning tan. Little prideful? He needs a ban. Let's see if the musky rapper's got my scan." Yakko's jaw drops at her drops and Wakko takes off his hat. "You can't start to flash, you don't scare me. I won't let that dream come true. Cause you'll be gone in one smack sesh like my own friend Chicken Boo. How can you learn to love your women if you can't learn to love the best? The Pun-ishment for your crimes that you have to go west!"

Lauren takes her turn, sitting Jay down in his chair. "Play nice now? Nah! Cause your puns didn't even make sense. It's a stretch, looking under your very own buns for more cents. Now to beat this rapper is nothing to dealing with Plucky's crap! So forget what's on your file; I'll wipe that smirk face off your UV map." Dot held onto some flowers and smirked. "GET HIM!" She cheers. "I'll be your beach, on the beat so that you get to know me. Can't hear your hearts melody over ours going 'Oki, Oki!' I'm fly, Jay-Pac can try me, but that's all he can manage, cause hoping your win came true is nothing but a holly-gaggin'."

"You're baked! Arise, awake! I'll spit hot lines, make suns halate. Compensating the size of your ego over my own D-Cakes." Carrie smirks as Yakko blew a kiss to the audience. "Goodnight everybody!" "I won't run to my own momma if she thinks she's beating you. I'll have won the fans hearts when I go 'Golly Gee! I hear you.' Lauren then looks at Jay-Pac. "You think that you are cute? Vomit inducing, what's the buzz? I expected some good comebacks. We were waiting, I really was. We took your overdone trope and showed how shallow you've become. We've beaten the stuff out of you, and we just told out everyone."

The crowd went wild at their raps as the two girls went crowd surfing. Jay-Pac East and Yakko stood there in shock at their skills. "I'll concede.. I was not expecting your girl and your daughter to go hard like that." Yakko nodded in agreement. "They definitely won, no questions." Wakko and Dot bring him down from the stage and left the place