Why did the condom fly across the room
It was pissed off
What comes after 69
Mouthwash
1) What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don't xxxx a sandwich before you eat it.
3) What's black and blue and in my basement?
The 8 year-old i just raped
4) How do you get a baby out of the blender?
Nachos.
I feel bad telling these jokes.
