When this is published some of you will be in school and some will be sleeping cuz' they don't have to go to school! (Lucky Mother Fuckers)
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That's great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
What kind of school do you go to if you're...
...an ice cream man? Sundae school.
...a giant? High school.
...a surfer? Boarding school.
...King Arthur? Knight school.
I know a lot of these are lame but I couldn't think of any better school jokes.
If you have please comment
