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A guy needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order for it to go, he would say "Thank God" and for it to stop he would have to say "Amen".
So the guy went, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. A few hours later, he woke up and was going off the edge of a cliff. So he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.
"Whew," he said. "Thank God."
