WARNING: No offense to ANYONE
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.'
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
