Doctors

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So, I went to the doctor and he said I SHOULD exercise more, and In my head I was like " Bitch, u waddle when u walk and have the biggest pot belly ever and a fucking TRIPLE chin, so I think u should exercise more."

P.S.
If your doctor says you need to exercise more, than they are probably calling you fat

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