There was a guy who couldn't do anything right and went hunting with his friend. During the hunt he had to go the bathroom, he asked if his friend had any toilet paper and friend said no and asked if he had a dollar, the other guy said yeah. After he's done he comes back with shit on his hands, "You can't ANYTHING right can you?!" Said his friend, "Well" The idiot started "You try wiping your ass with 3 quarters, 2 nickels, one dime and 5 pennies!"
