Mommy Izzy and his blessings [GUNS N ROSES] - English

Prologue but with k

Mommy Izzy is a guy who has 4 blessings from different saints.

The first was Michael, who they call Duff, who is currently fifteen years old and fucking stupid.

Then Saul (or rather Slash), who is thirteen. He's a joker, carefree, black, and... I think that's it.

Then Axl, who is seven, is the devil, he likes to get in trouble and always breaks things.

And finally, little Steven, who is four years and five and a half months old. He is cute, and loves to play, laugh, dance, sing and draw his family. He also has an imaginary friend, Ernest Albert from the Fountain of the Sun, the Moon, the Stars, and the Rose by Mary Jesus and Joseph.

Although he just called him Ernie.

Anyway, the five of them were happy, although Izzy was on the verge of existential collapse and used the WhatsApp stickers like "so many clocks and I still can't see the time of my death."

The thing is, they were happy, AND THIS IS THE BOOK THAT TALES THEIR ADVENTURES :0