- MMMOOOM I DON'T SEE BRIAN MAY - Duff exclaimed - ACTUALLY, I CAN'T SEE A SHI-
- MICHAEL MCKAGAN WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?
- Ship - Duff answered quickly.
Izzy rolled his eyes.
- Anyway, MAMAAA UUUUU I DO NOT SEE BRIAN MAY, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
- Take your glasses off - Izzy replied.
- How crazy that because of the glasses they didn't even notice that Steven walked away - Axl, who never put them on commented.
- Wait WHAT? - Izzy yelled in exasperation.
- Yes ldkskd - he laughed.
Izzy ran all over the place looking for Steven, asking people questions and looking around.
- This is like a cheap Finding Nemo - Axl commented and Slash laughed.
- Ok, I'll find Bri- Steven, yeah - Duff said.
- Wait! - Slash exclaimed - Mom said you should take care of us, don't go looking for Brian May!
- I wasn't going to search for Brian May -Duff said - I was going to go get Steven.
- Mom is looking for Steven - Slash continued with his arms crossed - You're not going to abandon me with the human version of Chucky!
- Hey! - Axl exclaimed annoyed - Who is Chucky?
- So you stay here or I'll tell mom! - Slash exclaimed again, ignoring his younger brother's comment.
- Well... I'm not looking for Brian May - he snorted - And you won't be looking for Robert Downey Junior.
- I'm not such an idiot to believe internet rumours - Slash said, rolling his eyes although it was not seen.
- You are quite an idiot not to look for it - Duff said - Do you know that they can be true?
- Are you challenging me? - Slash asked, adopting the pose of the meme.
- I don't know, you tell me - Duff answered, crossing his arms.
- God, both of you are idiots - Axl muttered annoyed.
- Let's do this - Duff began - I'll go find Brian May, I have twenty minutes to bring him here.
- And what the hell do I get out of it? - Slash asked.
- I love that you don't mind that our brother got lost - Axl laughed, although they ignored him again, F.
-If you can find him, I'll pay you thirty dollars - he said - And I'll polish your guitar.
- Hm ...
- Besides, you will have twenty minutes, where I'll take care of Axl, to find Robert Downey Junior.
- It seems fine to me.
- But, if I win, you'll have to shut up this bet with Mom and also buy me a Queen album.
- They have about a thousand, which one?
- I don't know, I like them all - Duff shrugged - The Queen.
- Queen is the Band, idiot.
- The first album is called Queen! - Duff exclaimed - Oh and you'll pay me twenty bucks too.
- Hm... deal - he said because he was also aware that Duff would have to pay 30 and he would only have to pay 20.
- Perfect, I'll go first, take care of Axl.
- Ok...
- I'm not a dog or a sack of potatoes for you taking care of me! - Demanded the redhead.
-Yeah yeah, whatever you say - Slash replied as Duff ran to find one of his favourite guitarists.
Meanwhile, Izzy desperately searched for Steven.
- STEVEN..? BABY? WHERE ARE YOU, MY CHILD? - He yelled in exasperation.
He was searching all around for his blessing number four, failing to find him.
- SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON? IT MEASURES ONE METER ONE CENTIMETER AND IS FOUR YEARS OLD. HIS CALLED STEVEN ADLER AND...
- No.
- YOU DARE USE MY OWN SPELL AGAINST TO ME POTTER? - Izzy asked threateningly with his murderous gaze of thousands of Innocents Jewish.
- N-No sir... I mean ma'am... I don't know what are you.
- AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE A WOMEN - he screamed again - WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, ROGER TAYLOR?
- N-No sir.
- STOP USING MY PHRASE, BASTARD - he yelled - AND TELL ME WHERE MY CHILD IS.
- I-I don't know - he said.
Izzy let go of the man and continued searching.
-STEVEEEEEEN - she screamed.
(...)
- Sir, have you seen Brian May?
-No, fuck off, crater - a man replied.
He kept searching and searching, he had thought it would be easier because of the musician's hair, but clearly, it wasn't.
He saw how a group of scientists were gathered in a corner to be able to write down things about the eclipse. He came running up.
- Come on, Robert Downey Junior! - He exclaimed and gave the actor a shove.
- Hey, I'm Iron Man! - Exclaimed Robert Downey Junior with a fist in the air.
- Yes, yes, you've already died - he said - Mr May..!
He pressed his face to the fence, even though it hurt, and began to look among the scientists.
- Sirs! Are there any astrophysicists there? - He asked.
- There are seven astrophysicists, eight physicists, eleven astronomers, and four engineers - one of the scientists answered.
- Damn! - Duff muttered - And... is any of his astrophysicists named Brian May?
The scientist looked at him with some annoyance.
- You're another one of those, aren't you? About four more teenagers and eight adults have come asking for Brian - he said.
- Yeah, and I'm one of them too - Duff said - Is he or...?
- No, now get out.
- Don't treat the boy like that, Nate - said a British voice and Duff opened his eyes, but he was another scientist. F
- He's another one of those looking for Brian - he explained.
- Everyone who comes here comes to see him - said the British - Nobody cares about the study we are doing.
- Just one question - Duff said - Because I have six minutes left, uh... do you know him?
- Obviously! - Nate exclaimed cheerfully - The first thing I did was ask him to sign a record for me.
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Mommy Izzy and his blessings [GUNS N ROSES] - English
UmorismoIzzy is a single mother(? of 4 blessings from different saints: Duff: the stupid older brother. Slash: the black one. Axl: the hateful diva(? Steven: the adorable little brother. Let's see Izzy suffer! :D (Disclaimer: This is not my own story, the o...