Through My Head ✞Rants♔Life♔Advice♔Questions

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Dear people with 50 million books,
I dont want to scroll through your whole fucking profile to find one goddam book. Please delete some of the ones with 1 read because that is a waste of space.

Dear people who have 200 followers but have 20 reads,
How do you do that. I am so confused. I dont even know anymore I am so UDHSHDJ.

Dear slow walkers,
Suck my non existent dick because I am a girl. Walk faster before I push you onto the streets to make you run bitch.

Dear attention whores,
Just stop. Please no. If you announce something to the whole fucking world and it is a lie you need to leave. Like that is not okay to put out incorrect information. Big no no. And to also lie about shit that makes people sensitive is the worse. Please just discontinue these types of people
Thanks obama

Dear intelligent asians,
Teach me your ways. I need your smarts. Is there a way for you to somehow build like a transfer machine, because you are so blimming smart, to give me 3/4's of your smartness. I promise you that you wont miss that smart that you oh so kindly donated to me :^)

Dear the people who really do annoy me,
Go leave and stay 10 feet away from me. I dont fucking need you in my life to bring me down. Hell no. On second going to address them all:

Ignore- I waved to you in the hall and you CLEARLY saw me because I saw your fucking eyes make contact, but you decided to move them back to in front of you. If i take the time and effort to raise my arm and flail it around for you to say hi, then I better get a fucking hi back. And when I actually have to physically walk up to you and wave in front of your eyes for you to see my hand. oh god. IS MY HAND INVISIBLE TO YOU? DO I HAVE THE CLOAK FROM HARRY POTTER OVER MY HAND? I DIDNT FUCKGIN THINK SO. And don't say "I didn't see you!" BITCH YOU SAW ME. ... stupid white girl (not to offend anyone i am vvvvv steamy)

Over exaggerated- leAVE THAnks. If I make a slight joke then don't fucking listen. You take shit wayyy to much to the heart. bye. Jokes are to be funny and to laugh, not for you to find offensive or to call me out for it. It was your choice to listen to me. Bitch you could have blocked me out for all I care.

Touchy- I have a PERSONAL BUBBLE. respect that. dont be touching me or holding onto me bc i will either confront you or jerk you off of my shoulder and push you away js.

Interrupting - Bitch I am the one who is talking. Not you. you are I R R E L E V A N T .

Dear perverts,
I want to freely wear my tights without thinking twice about you looking at my ass. I dont want to sit in my seat and have to put my backpack behind my back to make sure you don't stare at my ass the whole period. ThANKS.

Dear my followers,
thank you so much for reading my books. I love being recognized by the authors that I used to, and still do, adore their book reading mine. And having all of the support and really cool/ funny comments makes me smile everyday when I have a bad day. I love you guys so much and my life would be so much different without you guys.

Love,
Ellie (Kalicky) Bee <3