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Toddler me vs Me rn

The way this is organized is the top is me when I was little then under is me now. You will catch on.

Past- Stop reading and go outside!

Present- GET A FUCKING BOOK AND READ

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Baby Elli- GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG LADY

Me rn- GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND PLAY OUTSIDE!

*It is so funny becasue my mom was like, "Ellie it is a nice day out today! Go on your state board thing and enjoy it!"
I laughed at her and ran up to my room to read on Wattpad

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*collects shaped erasers and tiny things*

HOLD UP I have to ask you guys something. Did you guys ever have those tiny lockers from Justice? OMF taht was the shit

*collects money and clothes*

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Remember when you were little and when it was christmas you would get a buttload of presents that were huge and when you saw someone with a bigger present you were sad? Also when you got The Letter and it had money

Now I praise the lord when I get money. $$$$$$$$$$ dolla dolla billzzzzzz

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Boys at my elementarty school- Boys have cooties

Boys now - Frick he is hot. God bless puberty

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I love my barbies so much mom! I will never get old of them

Fuck these. *throws over flame*

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*sleeps with 100 stuffed animals on bed*

*sleeps with computer or phone*

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"Blow your candle!"
I wish that a I will get a unicorn so I can fly far far away

"Blow your candle!"
Umm bitch I didn't get a cake, nor does any one celebrate my birthday. Haha funny joke.

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Gets all A's on tests in elementary

Fails all classes

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this one is specifiacally towards me lmfao

"Ellie ride you bike to school!"
"Yea I don't really care about riding my hair."

"Ellie ride your bike to school!"
"Hell no. People will see me and my weave will be messed up. Idiot"

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Oh my god! Jimmy said the s word.
What? Stupid?
I AM TELLING MOM!

Oh my god! Jimmy sai-
Bitch ass mother fucking hoe. I will shit on your face is you don't shut the fuck up
Oh.

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*Me at restaurants*

"What would you like to order?"
"I'll have lemonade with a regualr cheeseburger. OH and a side of frenchfries."

"What would you like to order?""
"I'll have pink lemonade with a regualr cheeseburger and frenchfries."

.... moral of this. I haven't changed my taste in burgers a tiny bit.

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"So what do you like to do?"
"I like to do clay, draw, play on the monkeybars, play dress up, and play with my barbies!"

"So what do you like to do now?"
"Wake up, eat, hide in room, go downstairs, grab food, hide in room, shit & pee, back to hibernation."

I might do more of these. Lmfao I was just thinking about how much I have changed in the way that I think and the things that I do

PEACE LOSERS!..... K BYE