Endless Flirting - Dreamnap

Chapter Three: Proposition

Dream sat comfortably in his bed, tucked under stacks of blankets and so many pillows, nobody could ever possibly find a use for all of them.

Sapnap sat next to him, phone opened up to TikTok, and Dream watched as he scrolled through video after video, not seeming to find much interest in them.

They were silent, for the most part, Dream still overthinking his plan. It had seemed like a fantastic idea at the time, but as he prepared to share it with Sapnap, he had completely chickened out and invited him over instead.

Dream racked his brain for any form of courage that might assist in helping him explain his monstrosity of a plan to Sapnap, but nothing seemed to help. It was absolutely ridiculous how comfortable he was capable of being with Sapnap, but the moment something like this comes up, he can't bring himself to say literally anything.

When had things become so complicated?

At some point, Dream decided it'd be so much easier to just spit it out and run with it and then pretend it was a joke, if need be. Hopefully, Sapnap would just agree to it and they wouldn't have any difficulties.

"What if," Dream motioned around wildly with his hands, as if the next words he spoke were going to be some sort of world saving phenomenon. In a way, it'd certainly would be saving Dream's world, "we dated each other for awhile, pinpoint exactly what it is about each other that is so incredibly repulsive; and then we can 'break up' and jump back into the whole dating scene."

"Right," Sapnap looked up from his phone, completely unamused and definitely not interested, "so you want me to have sex with you, and tell you your dick's too small?"

Dream breathed out aggressively, scrubbing his hands down his face, completely annoyed. Sapnap could be such an ignorant bastard sometimes.

"I'm being serious, asshole," Dream pushed Sapnap's foot off his bed subconsciously, not wanting his mum to be pissed about dirt on his sheets later, "Plus we measured our dicks in like sixth grade and mine was bigger, so you're wrong anyway."

"Keywords being sixth grade," Sapnap put his foot back up on the bed, only for Dream to shove it off once again, this time accompanied by an annoyed scowl, "I wasn't fully developed yet, and puberty hit you freakishly fast."

"Yeah, use any excuse you can find," This time when Sapnap put his foot back on the bed, Dream simply removed Sapnap's shoe and chucked it across the room, revolting at the smell of Sapnap's sock-less feet, "Sapnap, we were talking about each other's dicks and you weren't wearing socks?"

"Yeah," Sapnap chuckled lightly, it being more of a quick breath out his nose, "I'm not seeing the correlation."

"Do you know how gay that is?" Dream gasped, shoving Sapnap away from his side of the bed, so he could lay next to him comfortably.

"Do you know how gay you already are?" Sapnap nudged Dream's crossed ankles, uncrossing them, only for Dream to cross them again, almost second nature at this point, "You're wearing Lady Gaga merchandise."

"Hey!" Dream threw a decorative pillow - which was pink with white flowers on it, not that that matters - at Sapnap's head, Sapnap barely managing to dodge it before it got to him, "Lady Gaga is one of the-"

"Don't even try to finish that sentence," Sapnap pressed his pointer finger to Dream's lips, pursing his own lips as if he were shushing Dream, "It's too gay to release upon the atmosphere without proper preparation."

Sapnap removed his finger from Dream's lips, Dream pretending he was going to bite him as Sapnap pulled his finger away.

Dream's record player came to a stop, drenching the room in inevitable silence, only separated by the loud engines of passing trucks, believing the louder their engine is, the bigger their dick is, but in all honesty, it was just a douchey move, revving your engine, only to wake up everybody in the goddamn neighborhood.