Incorrect Quotes

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Hello ya'll! I am deeply sorry that the next update is taking so long and my update schedule has been whacked lately. School is really evil lmao. Anyway, to make it up here are some incorrect quotes!

Also, warning, some incorrect quotes include Byakuya x Reader and Makoto x Reader so ye

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Miku: Ayato, could you pass the salt?

Ayato: *Throws Hikaru across the table*

*Alternate ending*

Ayato: *Throws Byakuya across the table*

/B E E P/

Makoto: Why are you on the floor?

(Y/n): I'm depressed.

(Y/n): Also, I was stabbed, could you get Usami-sensei, please?

/B E E P/

(Y/n): I told Hikaru that his ears flush when he lies.

Ichiro: Why?

(Y/n): Hey, 'Karu! Do you love us?

Hikaru, covers his ears: No.

Ichiro:

/B E E P/

Hiro: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Hiro: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Byakuya:

/B E E P/

Yui, talking to Keito on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Keito: You bet!

Yui: At what temperature?

Keito: 535.

Yui: That's the clock.

Keito:

Yui:

Keito: 536.

/B E E P/

Hiro: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Byakuya: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Midori: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.

Ichiro: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Makoto: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

(Y/n):

(Y/n): I have emotional scars.

/B E E P/

Kai: Oi, Byakuya! I dare you to kiss the next person that comes in through the door!

Byakuya: Oh please, as if I'd do something st—

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