Naruto World Better Be Ready For The New Girl In Town

Giving Sakura The Man Period Talk. ^.^

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" I yelled and fell down to the ground. I mentally checked off "Transformation jutsu fail" off my list for ways to walk.

"Hmm! I was right all along!" Naruto said and helped me up. "I knew it! Knew it! Knew it!

"I get it. You're right. Now carry me." I told Naruto and he picked me up. "Now let us run into the youthful sunset!" I yelled and pointed at a sunset.

"Oka-wait a minute! Ha! You didn't get me." Naruto said with a smug smile on his face.

"Crap." I said and pouted. "I was looking forward to running towards a youthful sunset. It's very youthful."

"There's no sunset though." A voice said. I looked to see who it was and saw Idate. My eyes widened at shock that he was still there. "What?"

"My youthful fourth piece! You're still here!" I yelled and jumped out of Naruto's eyes. It is a possibility that I fell a few times since I was only using one foot. But how many times I did was too much to count.

"Ahh! Don't call me that!" He said with a frown on his face. A pair of arms picked me up and pulled me away from my youthful fourth piece.

"We still have the race to finish." Naruto said as I struggled to get back to Idate. A major thought came across my mind.

"HOLY CRAP!" I yelled, that freaked everyone out by the random outburst.

"What?! Is it your foot?" Sakura asked worriedly and kept glancing from her medical kit to me.

"Nope. I just realized, I have no clue what I'm going after Idate when I still have Gaara. Actually, I just realized I haven't taken off the transformation jutsu yet." I said in realization. Naruto must have felt so awkward to have held me as Gaara, shirtless.

"What do you feed her?" Idate asked.

"Everything. Especially people." I said seriously and kept my eyes on Idate. "I bet you would be nice and tender." Right away, Idate became fairly uncomfortable. I busted out laughing from how uncomfortable he was. I fell on the ground from how much I was laughing.

"Your teammate is insane." Idate muttered under his breathe.

"We know." Sasuke muttered back under his breathe.

"Oh well. At least I'm still Gaara." I said and pulled out my kunai. I checked out Gaara's stomach in it. "Dang, I look good right now. His sexiness over powers mine any day."

"Mika, please stop being Gaara. It's really freaking me out now." Naruto said and didn't make eye contact with me.

"Kill joys." I muttered under my breathe and released the jutsu. "I bet Sasuke enjoyed the view though." That earned me a death glare. "Whew, I'm exhausted a bit now. Tripping Aoi with that jutsu takes a lot of energy out of me." I said and yawned while stretching. (A/N: You yawned didn't you! xD)

"Now I can look you in the eye now." Naruto said with his signature grin on his face. "Let's finish this race!"

"I think I can run." Idate said and tried to stand up. Right away he fell down again. "Ow! Stupid ankle!"

"That's what you get for denying my love." I said stuck my tongue out at him.

"I don't want your love though." He said with some annoyance in his voice.

"You were the one that came onto me though." I said and was pretty sure he wouldn't be able to respond with anything. He found a reply though.

"I didn't know you were obsessed with being in a four way marriage."