Naruto World Better Be Ready For The New Girl In Town

The Bet Is On! Wait! Why Did You Put Me In It?!

The last few towns haven't had many signs on where Tsunade was. Let me tell you, Jiraiya and I kept fighting over how he deals with children. Naruto, eventually got tired of us fighting and after he made a large complaint the next fight we had Naruto used his Sexy Jutsu and that definitely stopped Pervy Sage's and I from fighting much more for a while. Well, I wanted to stop while Jiraiya wanted to keep going for obvious reasons.

"Naruto, you should seriously date Hinata or Sakura. Seriously man!" I said, and punched Naruto in the arm playfully.

"W-w-what?!" Naruto squawked out, blushing.

"Oh, looks like your knuckle head has some crushes!" Jiraiya said joining in. We exchanged glances for a second, but it said it all. Harassing Naruto about girls was our new pass time with no fighting.

"No! I only like Sakura!" Naruto exclaimed.

"I thought you and Hinata were friends though!" I said, and pointed at Naruto.

"N-no! I mean I only like like Sakura! I like Hinata as a friend!" Naruto said, still blushing like mad.

"Naruto, you could become a ladies man like me and have woman throwing themselves at you! Don't limit yourself to how many woman you can have." Jiraiya said while smirking.

"Yeah! Unless... you have feelings for Pervy Sage!" I said with wide eyes. Both Naruto and Jiriaya's eyes widened and they both started choking on air.

"N-NOO!" Naruto yelled, "Why would I even think of liking Pervy Sage like that?!" then Naruto pointed at Pervy Sage.

"What?! Many woman and some men are attracted to my charm!" Pervy Sage yelled and smacked Naruto on the head.

"Apparently Naruto is one of those men with the way he's acting..." I said trailing off, Naruto was so red either by being mad or embarrassed. Naruto charged at me yelling my name.

"NARUTO! CHARGE AT JIRIAYA! HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT! NOT ME!" I yelled while running from him.

"I DON'T GO THAT WAY!" He yelled still chasing me.

"Jiraiya! Help!" I yelled looking back behind me and saw Jiraiya smirking. "Nope," He said popping the P. "This is revenge for all those times you got into a fight with me."

"Jack wagon..." I muttered under my breathe, then suddenly I was being tackled down to the ground.

"Got you!" Naruto said and smiled evilly.

"Sooo.. uh... what's going to happen now?" I asked, then Naruto's face turned to confusion.

"I don't know..." He said sheepishly and scratched the back of his head. My right eye started twitching from annoyance.

"Dude! You made me think I was going to die but in the end you just leave both of us looking stupid!" I said and started smacking him on the head like mad.

"Sorry Mika!" Naruto said, anime crying. After that we started walking on the road again. Finally, we got into a town and went into a resturaunt to see Tsunade. After a while of Jiraiya and Tsunade playing poker for the second time (I may or may not have read out Pervy Sage's cards.) I got bored so I walked out of the booth to go to the bathroom. On the way I bumped into a guy a little older than me on the way.

"Woah man! You did not just go there!" I said and put my hands on my hips.

"Oh I did! I even have some post cards from there to prove it honey!" He said snapping his fingers in a Z formation.

"Oh it's on. I'm going to kick your butt in this dance off!" I said rolling up my nonexistent sleeves.

"Bring it! I'm soooo going to kick your-wait, dance off?" He asked confused.