"Okay Mika, we really need to work on your sparring or else you're going to die on the battle field." Said Kakashi Sensei as soon as we all were at our temporary training ground. The others were already trying to climb the trees.
"Okay, what do we do first?" I asked, I really hope he doesn't try to kill me. I've almost died two or three times already. I think my luck is running out... D;
"Uhh it's sparing, just don't die." Said Kakashi Sensei smiling.
"I'VE ALMOST DIED TWO OR THREE TIMES ALREADY ON THE MISSION! I CAN'T BE THAT LUCKY TO NOT DIE AGAIN!" I yelled.
"Then I guess you'll have to protect yourself this time." He said. Yeah, like that's going to work for me. -.-
"BEGIN!" He yelled and started charging at me.
Shiz! What do I do...uh...um....GOT IT!
I started weaving signs and yelled "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" I ended up with about ten shadow clones.
Kakashi's eyes widened, I guess he was shocked with how many clones I made. I remember in shippuden he was only able to make one shadow clone.
"SEDUCE KAKASHI JUTSU!" I yelled. Soon we were all surrounding Kakashi trying to flirt with him. He must have been really embarrassed cause his face turned red in an instant, like Hinata red!
One of my clones went up to him and started whispering stuff in his ear. I'm scared to know what i'm saying. From the looks of it, it didn't seem like something I should be saying with how much more red Kakashi Sensei was getting.
He stabbed my shadow clone and it poofed away.
"WHAT THE HECK KAKASHI! DON'T DO THAT TO ME!" I yelled, how dare he stab me! Like I know that clone was obviously my flirty side but gosh, he could have just said no, don't have to stab me.
"In a real battle trying to seduce your opponent won't work. What will you do if you're facing a girl?" He asked charging at me again with a kunai.
"Simple, my sexiness is enough to make any one drool. So i'm pretty sure it would work on any one. Heck I would turn gay guys straight, like Sasuke!" I said holding up my own kunai.
"WHAT?! I'M NOT GAY!" Yelled Sasuke and he fell off the tree.
"YOU ADMITTED NARUTO IS SEXY!" I yelled. Soon my shadow clones got out their own kunais and headed towards Kakashi.
"I DID NOT!" Sasuke yelled again. Gosh this boy is in denial..
"You admitted it earlier! You just won't admit you admitted it!" I said. Kakashi tried kicking my clones away, I used this opportunity to push him down to the ground so then one of my shadow clones held a kunai up to his neck.
"Got you." I said smirking.
"Mmmhmm.." He said then he poofed and a log fell in his place. SUBSTITUTION JUTSU?! WHEN?!
"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK! BY DUCK I MEAN YOU SASUKE!" I yelled. Let's just say Sasuke showed me a certain finger after that. I didn't know they knew that finger here...
"Oh Mika... how naive..." Said Kakashi right behind me holding a kunai up to my neck. Shiz! How do I get outta it?! Think...think... thinking train.. chugga chugga woot woot!
DANG IT! IT CRASHED!
I quickly put my kunai up to Kakashi's in a heartbeat and I managed to get out of his hold. I saw him reading his book. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I KNOW I'M PATHETIC BUT I DON'T THINK I'M THAT PATHETIC!
"Mika, you have tons of chakra inside of you, but you just don't know how to use it. You're like Naruto." He said. I froze. How do I have a lot of chakra? No way... I know for a fact I don't have some time of beast inside of me. Only a sassy lady.
Sassy me: You're dumber then you look, of course you don't have a beast inside of you. I know that for a fact, they could of came out of you a loooong time ago.
How I manage to have a high self is beyond me.
Only one thing to do...SONG JUTSU!
"BLAME IT ON GOOSE! GOT YA FEELING LOOSE! BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-ALCOHOL BABY BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL!" I started breaking into song.
"TIME TO STOP SPARRING!" Yelled Kakashi Sensei.
"I win." I said smirking. Mwuahahaha! :3
"Sure, what ever." He said. "But now we get to work on you climbing the tree." He started smirking.
"I say first we have an intervention for your dirty book problem." I said. He started turning really red again.
"It's not a problem." He said looking down on the ground. I gasped.
"You..you...you don't know anything about the birds and bees do you?! That's why you read the books!" I said. Naruto and Sakura sweat dropped. Kakashi had a vein on his head.
"I do too! I read these books because of the good plot!" He said.
"Mmmhmm sure.... I know the plot too." I said giving him the death glare.
"Time for you to start climbing the tree." He said coldly.
Oh well, i'll give him "the talk" another time. Kids like him need to be educated.
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