peppa pig x dora

Back from the underworld, part II

After seeing the yellow brick road, I assumed I was in Oz.
All I needed to do was click my heels and say I wanted to go home. Unfortunately, it didn't work.

"Fool!" Said a booming voice.

"W-what?" I said.

"You can't just wish yourself away. Things don't work like that here."

"Where am I?" I said.

A dark figure emerged from an even darker shadow.

"You're in the underworld, Dumbpis Blorgus. Welcome to hell."

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So there I was. In the underworld.

"Who are you?" I said to the creature.

"I'm the physical manifestation of evil," it said.

"The physical manifestation of evil is a... teletubby?"

"What?!" Said the manifestation of evil. "I'm a teletubby?"

"Well, yes..." I said. The bright purple figure standing infront of me was unmistakably a teletubby.

"I appear as your worst nightmare! Are you telling me your worst nightmare is a teletubby?" Said the physical manifestation of evil.

"My worst nightmare is people finding out my true age," I said. "My second worst nightmare is teletubbies."

"I see," Said the physical manifestation of evil. "Well, Dumbpis Blorgus, I have never appeared as a teletubby before. You have truly offended me."

"Sorry," I said.

"I'm kicking you out of the underworld. You have no place here, you vile person! Go bother some other supernatural being!"

When I blinked, I realized I was back in Kansas, with my faithful dog by my side.

In short, I was too annoying for the underworld. What an achievement! It reminded me of the time I was blocked by the author of "His Beanie Girl."
(If you would like that story, check out my other book, "His Bean Girl: Behind the Controversy.)

After a day of excitement, I sat down on my tacky floral arm chair to log onto wattpad, but it kept telling me I was entering in the wrong password.

"What?! I swear that the password was Password!" I said. I always made all my passwords "Password" because it's easy to remember.

I gave up and for the next 5 months I didn't touch wattpad for no reason. Then I realized that I could just reset my password, and I made sure to make it something even easier so I wouldn't forget.

Upon logging back onto wattpad, I knew I had to tell this crazy true story to my #dumblings.

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So, what do you think??!

I'll be back soon with some exciting new updates to the Peppa x Dora fan fic! I am totally not making it up as I go! It's all been elaborately planned. You'll never be able to guess the plot twists!

See you soon,

- Dumbpi 💋