What if the world didn't explode?
Seconds before the sun consumed the earth during the great explosion of the universe (get ready to have your mind blown) Peppa and Dora's child from the future become peppa had a chance to propose and stole the ring.
The universe exploded. That's the thing about time travel... Only intellectuals can wrap their mind around the paradoxes of intergalactical time and space paradime excursional traversée.
And Dora and peppa's child had a brain the size of a 64 inch flat screen tv. It's from an alternate reality, where everyone's heads are flat screen tvs.
With the voice of a drunk Simon Cowell, their child spoke these five words...
"Your marriage rejection explodes the universe, dawg."
"So we have to get married?" Said peppa.
"I was just joking by saying no... I didn't realize that would explode the universe!"
"Oh, okay," said Peppa. She grabbed the barbed wire ring again and crouched down into cross criss apple sis. "Will you marry me?"
Dora scratched her chin.
"No."
The universe...
Exploded. With a reverberated fart noise.
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Welcome back Dumb Kings and #Dumblings!
Were you surprised by the plot twist at the end where the universe exploded?
Get it?
It's like a metaphor for human struggle and the expectations of society to get jiggy with it, ask my good friend Sean Mendes (Shawn Mendes's less famous brother).
Well you shouldn't have been surprised, because I have been meticulously inserting clever foreshadowing that an event like this would happen.
Also, you could have just listened to the time traveller with the flat screen tv head.
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- Dumbpis Blorgus 🫥💋🤜🥹♥️
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