you flash before my eyes (ErenxLevi) [completed]

Everyone RUNNN.

One week later 

Third-person POV:

Eren, Levi, Mika, and Armin were strolling through the park when a ding came from everyone's phones. They all checked to see that Hangi made a group chat. Eren was given control over the chat so he decided to change everyone's names. 

Shawty: why the hell is my name like this brat

Titan boi: cause it fits you

Hourseface: come on why does everyone have to do this to me

Potato girl: why does anybody care what your names are  mine is definitely the worst

Baldie: excuse me! do you see me complaining about mine

Shitty glasses: I think Levi is rubbing on you Eren

Eyebrows: definitely

Shitty glasses: why did you have to make our na-

Shawty: At least they fit you. 

bookworm: Why my name like this

Titan boi: think of it as a compliment

historias mine: I actually like my name

Bad bitch: ^

fuck off : ^                                                                                                          (annie if you don't get it)

Im Ymirs: ^

shitty glasses: WAIT don't disrupt me, I made this gc so I could tell you guys that we should all go to the mall

Everyone: Sure

shitty glasses: great we could all go in Erwins car 

Eyebrows: I never remembered giving you permission but ok, I'll get you guys around 3

Shitty glasses: GREAT we'll be waiting for you

Everyone is offline

Eren checked the time on his phone and realized it was already 2:52, he turned quickly at the others. "guys lets go to my house they probably are going to get there before us." They nodded their heads and ran to Erens house.

They were out of breath when suddenly Erwin's van came out of nowhere. Armin's eyes where wide with amazement. Levi was unfazed since He was technically then one that bought it for him.

"oi brat open the door so we can get in." We all jumped into the van And were surrounded with cool technologies. "Hey Erwin do you mind showing me how to use all these." Armin was brimming with excitement. 

"Sure, we can practice at a place that we haven't used a lot." Erwin then turned to Annie. "You might want to come too, I think there will be some valuable stuff you'd like to try out." Annie seemed curious so she agreed to go.

They got out of the van when Eren accidently hit Jean square in the face. "you bastard what was that for!" 

"Im sorry that I hit you small ass head!" Eren shot back. They chased each other, running around the group of friends that were walking toward the mall."Come at me Jaeger Bomb, aren't you supposed to be a REAL man."

"I would but the thing Is that you're really unhygienic, and I don't need to get dirty from you!" Eren called behind him.

"oi oi oi stop chasing each other before I beat up both yall dirty asses." Jean and Eren stoped immediatly, they knew how strong Levi was and they didn't want that to happen again. "Good now act like normal people you dumb shits."