"Soooo?~"
"go away Iori."
at the moment, you were finally back to you own hideout, and as expected, your friend iori, was bugging you about the whole 'sleep over' at night raids as he puts it. he even thinks you might have taken something, which meant literally stole something while even thinking you got Laid. what did that even mean?
"Aww C'mon Bro/sis! you can't just NOT tell me how it went!" he wines
"As it just said, nothing happened. they patched my scratch_"
"it was bleeding all over your face because you opened in while coming back by accident." he cuts you off
"I wouldn't call THAT a fresh wound or a Scratch!"
"Alright. when they patched up my Wound, I was forced to stay there for the night, and by sunrise, I left." you finally finished
" not even a word of ''thank you'' or a ''your welcome'' from them?" he asked
"I left from my rooms window when I woke up."
"Of course you would." he says in defeat
oh right, I forgot.
at the moment, you were cleaning up the kitchen while Iori was helping you. or for the lack of better words, was say, Bugging you while helping so he can hear all the juicy stuff about your sleep over at night raid.
and since you are a Straightforward dunce, you still didn't figure why he was calling it a Sleep over.
"oh right. I heard you lost at least half your weapons on the fight with the serial killer beheader murderer psychopath Zanku last night."
"..Why did you call him ALL of those things_"
"So what happened to his teigu?" he asks
"Oh. Akame took it." you answered
"Oooh~ you just Called HER and Her only instead of just 'night raid'~. is my Bro/Sis having some kind of crush on the Red eyed Girl?~~~" he said teasingly
"Keep it up and I'll burn that secret stash of Booze that you have. I Still Know where you hid them."
"...Of course you know where." Says Iori in defeat(again)
"Stop buzzing around and start cleaning the table now. I'll go and see how much more meat we have left." you ordered as you start walking to the freezer
"Again? didn't you do that like yesterday?" Asks Iori
"Meat is life, meat is_" You were saying
" ''Meat is Love'' yeah yeah you always say that when ever we talk about Meat." Says Iori in defeat(for the third time, damn you were on a streak now) "you can be such a glutton really Bro/Sis."
YOU ARE READING
AKAME GA KILL: THE HEART OF MONSTERS
Actionkilling was all you ever knew. you felt as form of.... Satisfaction in the deaths of others by your hands, you even had the right tool for it, or better yet, the right ''Tools''. killing and killing for so long for the Mafia, Yakuza, and even people...
