Betty: yelling at Jughead
Jughead: thinks I can't wait to marry her
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[Jughead waking up abruptly in the middle of the night]
Betty: Jughead? Did you have a nightmare or something?
Jughead: *sweating, breathing heavily* : I don't want to talk about it
Betty *trying not to laugh* : I heard you mumbling something about Crocs
Jughead *wincing, looking disgusted* : I... I was wearing Crocs. At our wedding ! Yellow bloody Crocs !
*Betty bursting into laughter*
Jughead*crossing his arms* : See ! This is why I didn't want to tell you !
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Jughead : Are you crying ?!
Betty : No, no, don't worry! I'm okay! It's nothing
Jughead: You are crying! What is it? Who is it? Who do I have to kill?
Betty: Calm down I'm just cutting some onions!
Jughead: Oh!
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[Kevin holding his phone in the air, between Betty and Jughead]
Jughead : Kevin what the hell are you doing?
Kevin : I ran out of battery and I forgot my phone charger, but I'm sure with the sexual tension and electricity between you two it will recharge automatically!
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Jughead: Love is not a competition right ?
Betty: No honey, of course not
Jughead: But we are winning anyway aren't we ?
Betty: Hell yeah we are !
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Jughead: You have to stop being so amazing and badass. It turns me on, and now I can't focus
Betty *chuckling* : We've been together for 6 years now, and I've never seen you focused.
Jughead: My point exactly! It's your fault ! You're always badass and amazing, and I've been amazed and turned on constantly for the last four years!
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[Mr. Jones coming into the kitchen of their trailer in the morning and noticing the broken kitchen cabinet]
Mr. Jones: Jughead boy, what happened to the kitchen cabinets? How did you break them?
*Jughead and Betty exchanging a quick guilty, knowing look*
Mr. Jones : Oh my God! You guys! Don't tell me, I'd rather not know! You're 16 for fuck's sake.
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[Jughead watching Despicable Me with Betty, the scene in Vector's house with his pet shark coming]
Jughead: *loud gasp*
Betty: No Jughead! You can't have a pet shark!
Jughead *pointing at the screen* : Buut look at him!
Betty: I said no.
Jughead*crosses his arms, pouting*
Betty: Dear God!
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Bughead Oneshots
FanfictionA book filled with some cute, fluffy, angsty oneshots to celebrate their beautiful love. There may be brief mentions of some other ships as well, but mainly bughead because they are endgame and OTP.
