Haseena's Birthday Banter

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It's Haseena's B'day!

People in MPT are rushing from here to there, preparing for Haseena's bday. 

Pushpa: Cheete, gubbara thoda udhar baandho na, idhar achha nahi lag raha.

Cheetah: Nahi, Pushpa ji matlab aap kauno ek jagah decide kar lo. Pichle 15 minute se aap hamko yahin ghuma rahi ho!

Santu: Cake ka kya karein?

Pushpa: Tum khaa lo!

Santu: Sach mein? Lekin cake vanilla flavour ka hai na, but mera favourite toh chocolate hai, main nahi khaa sakti, ek baar Maddam sir aa jayein uske baad khaa lenge Pushpi.

Cheetah: Uff! Ye Maasumiyat...

Just then Karishma Singh enters.

Kairshma: Ama, kabhi toh logic use kar liya karo Santu, aur ooh Cheetah, kaa tum har baat mein, uff ye maasumiyat, uff ye maasumiyat karte rehte ho? Mana kiye hain na tumko..baat samajh mein nahi aata kaa? Jaldi se saari taiyaariyan niptaao aap sab, Maddam sir kisi bhi waqt aati hongi.

Everyone: Ji Madam!

After a while, Haseena enters.

(She is surprised to see MPT so beautifully decorated but empty.)

Haseena: Pushpa ji, Ceheetah Chaturvedi, Santosh Sharma, Karishma Singh, kahan hain aap sab?

(Everyone come out of places the were hinding.)

Everyone: Happy B'day Maddam Sir!

(Haseena is surprised but the love her team showed towards her makes her smile genuinely.)

Haseena: Are, iss sab ki kya zarurat thi?

Pushpa: Zarurat kaise nahi thi Maddam Sir, aap iss thaane ki S.H.O, ek kaabil afsar, hamari leader hone ke saath saath, hamari dost aur guide jaisi ho....hamne kitna kuch seekha hai aapse mission aur cases solve karte karte. Ab ye pura thaana ek kaaryalaya hin nahi, ek ghar ban chuka hai, jahan nok jhok ke saath saath pyaar bhi atoot hai!

Haseena: Bilkul sahi kaha aapne Pushpa ji!

Santosh: Chaliye Maddam Sir, isi baat par cake kaat lete hain!

(Everyone summons and Haseena cuts the cake while people in MPT sing a b'day song for her.)

After her b'day celebration in MPT gets over, everyone resumes their work and Haseena goes to her cabin.)

(Just then Arsal enters MPT.) 

Arsal: Hey! Folks!

Cheetah: Ohh ka babu? Ham log police inspectors hain thoda toh samman karo, thoda Karishma 'ji' bula lo, Pushpa 'ji' bula lo, Cheetah 'ji' bula lo!

Arsal: Okkk! Cheetah ji, don't take that to heart! Waise, Dimple....i mean, aapki Maddam Sir kahan hain?

Pushpa: Ji, woh apne cabin mein hai.

Arsal: Okk! Young lady!

(Arsal goes towards Haseena's cabin.)

Pushpa: Dekha Dekha Karishma ji, ham na kehte the ki ham abhi bhi jawaan hai! (Doing her 'sharmaane wala step')

Karishma: Ama, bhakk! Jaaiye Pushpa ji kaam kariye!

(Just then, even Anubhav enters, everyone salutes him and he directly goes towards Haseena cabin.)

Arsal: Hey Dimple! Happy Happy Birthday!

Haseena: Arsal, tum yahan? Umm...thank you!

Arsal: Ye dekho, ham tumhare liye gift lekar aaye hain, ye lo..

(Arsal gives her the gift and Haseena opens it! Till this time Anubhav was standing outside Haseena's cabin and looking at the man whom he fondly called Anadi!)

(Arsal gives her the gift and Haseena opens it! Till this time Anubhav was standing outside Haseena's cabin and looking at the man whom he fondly called Anadi!)

ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।

Haseena's gift by Arsal.

Arsal: Ek khubsurat si ladki ke liye, ek khubsurat tohfa!

Haseena: Are Arsal, iski kya zarurat thi but thanks a lot!

(By now Anubhav was burning in rage because of Arsal's flirting.)

Anu: Haseena Malik!

(Haseena gets shocked an turns towards Anubhav.)

Haseena: Are sir aap?...Jai hind!

Anu: Jai Hind Haseena Ji! Aap phir se aa gaye Shrimaan?...hamara arth ha...i aap yahan?

Arsal: Are, bro, woh aaj Haseena ka...

Haseena: Chhodiye na Sir, Arsal sirf gift dene aaya tha, use pasand aaya toh usne le liya hamare liye, aap bataiye aap yahan kis kaam se aaye hain?

Anu: Haan woh Haseena ji, hamein ek naya mission mila hai, toh uske liye hamein aapki aavashyakata hogi, toh hamare bataye hue location par aap shaam ko pahunch jaana.

Arsal: Ohh, come on bro...tum police officers ke paas dil wil hai ya nahi?...Matlab, aaj  Haseena ka itna important din hai, it's her bir....

Haseena: Ji sir, aap Arsal ki baat par dhyaan mat deejiye, ham aajayenge, aap location aur exact time message kar deejiyega.

Anu: Ji Haseena ji aur woh.....

Arsal: (Looking at his watch) Ya Allah!, See Dimple i gotta go...see ya.

And, everytime this anadi Arsal has to end a conversation with hugging Haseena ji. This man's touch and his very presence irritates me. And, what was with that 'khubsurat tohfa'?

Haseena: Sir, aapko aur kuch kehna hai kya?

Anu: Ji...Haseena ji, ham aapke liye ye lekar aaye hain!

Anubhav hands over a gift wrapped box to Haseena.

Haseena: Aap hamare liye gift lekar aaye......

(She remembers how Anubhav had brought gift for her the first and how she started falling for him from that time. How he respected her and gifted her a very beautiful dress. Both the gift and the memory are well preserved in Haseena's heart.)

Anu: Nahi Haseena ji, aapko yahi vastra pehenkar uss location par ana hoga, thoda secret mission hai na, toh hamein undercover hona hoga!

(And, here she was thinking that Anubhav remembered her birthday. But all her hopes went down the lane when he didn't even wish her once, let alone giving her a gift. Will he ever change?)

You have changed me Haseena ji. Earlier, giving surprises and gifting people were none of my interests but after meeting you, your happiness has become my happiness, your pain my pain and your goals my aims! I ought to make your birthday a special one, aap location par aaiye toh sahi!

Precap: Anubhav proposes Haseena and......




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