The Waltz

Mission B.I.C.M.I.A.N.C.W

Arthur ran his hand through his hair and said, "Beatrice, you should've been there, this asshole called me a peasant, ha!" Beatrice and Arthur were hanging out at his hideout, sitting on the grass under a big tree. This was a few hours after the whole Darren situation.

"What a snob, man" Beatrice replied.

"I KNOW! SNOB! THE SNOBBIEST OF THEM ALL!" yelled Arthur. 

"I'm sorry you keep getting unloved like this, Artie" Beatrice said, "must be hard"

"But you know who I feel bad for?" Arthur responded frantically, "CLAIRE! Yes! Isn't that crazy?! I feel bad for her! She's stuck with that snob and she can't do anything because she wants her parents to be happy! And she felt the need to apologize TWICE to me, god"

Beatrice put her hand on Arthur's shoulder and said, "Hey, take a breath, Arthur, breaaaathee" 

"I am breathing, Beatrice! I am!" snapped Arthur.

There was a pause, and then Beatrice started, "Okay, from what I know, Claire is feeling pretty shitty right now, right?" 

"Uh yeah." Arthur responded.

"You should talk to them," said Beatrice, "it'll make you and them feel better."

Arthur chuckled and said, "Pfft, Beatie, do you want me to break into the freakin' royal mansion just to talk to some girl?"

"Pretty much." Beatrice answered.

"Wait what?" Arthur said, standing up, startled.

"You won't get caught, the security at the mansion is really bad, anyone can break in, and anyways the punishment for breaking and entering is 20 days in jail, and that's only if you get caught, my friend" explained Beatrice.

"20 days is still a lot, dude." Arthur said, now pacing around in a circle.

"But it's worth it, and anyways you won't get caught and Claire will probably bail you out or just not get you in trouble in the first place." Beatrice added.

"Huh... that's true," said Arthur, "... okay, I'm in, let's do this"

"YES OK MISSION B.I.C.M.I.A.N.C.W!!!" Beatrice shouted with excitement.

"Wait mission what now? Bicmiancahwa, ah what?" 

"Wow you really butchered that name, it's BICMIANCW, and it stands for Breaking Into Claire's Mansion In A Not Creepy Way," replied Beatrice.

Arthur have a concerned look and said, "That's insane that you made that up and remembered that, but I don't really care at the moment because I'm gonna break into a mansion!"

"Hell yeah, you are!" Beatrice shouted. They both laughed. After a while they both got up and got ready for the break in. It was gonna take place the next day, so they had to get ready quick. Beatrice got the material and Arthur drew the map of the mansion from memory and some info he found in the library. And together they made a plan.