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KYA || BIRTHDAY

In the SMP, birthdays were taken relatively seriously. And with Tommy turning 17, I expected something relatively big.

I heard Tommy yelling all day. Between curse words, pogchamp, and just shouting in general, we were all going to need a break from him.

I didn't have a normal gift to give him, since I was hardly familiar with how these things usually worked. We never celebrated birthdays in the Lands. We all lived too long to care.

But there was so many things in the Lands that he had never seen before. Would a new experience be a good idea? Should I even trust Tommy with the Lands?

Knowing Tommy, he would cause chaos in the Lands, and I couldn't take that kind of blow. I could give him a new pet though.

From the Lands, I picked him out a Sphinx, just one of the many pets we have.

I took it to my treehouse, giving it the commands it needed to know. I also picked out some special food for it, which I would help him replace often.

At the SMP, only Tommy and Tubbo were out. They were laughing a bit, and I saw Ranboo join them.

"Happy birthday Tomathy." I gave him a pat on the head as though he were very young.

"Don't touch my head prick. And don't call me Tomathy. I am a big man now." He yells to me. "And somebody remembered." He looked to Ranboo.

"I'm just playing Tommaculence." I revolted to him.

"I thought the nicknames were going to be our thing." Tubbo whined jokingly.

"You guys have a thing now?" He looked at me and Tubbo in fake disgust.

"Yeah. I'm just warming up my name skills." I smile to him.

"How did she even know your birthday?" Ranboo looked at me.

"Ranboo, I know everything." I tell him half-jokingly.

"Hey, I'm the birthday man. Did you get me anything, Kya?"

"Wow, you said my name. Anyway, yes I did. I got you a Sphinx." I call out to it, and it walks out.

"What the actual-"

"Surprise...?" I said more like a question.

"Okay, I might not know you but this is awesome." He says while watching the Sphinx get comfortable.

"You might need this, too. It's a list on how to pronounce all the commands. It's my language, how it's pronounced, and what it means in English." I handed him a sheet of paper.

"Why is your handwriting so good?" Tommy looks at me in awe.

"In the Lands, my handwriting is considered what is known as 'capor', which doesn't really have a translation. I think it's the English equivalent to 'crap' I believe." The weird look didn't stop.

"What are you going to name him?" Tubbo asked Tommy.

"Oh, yeah. Here's a name tag too. The Sphinx is also a male."

"I'll let you guys name him, as long as the name isn't bad."

I saw Ranboo's thoughts go to finding a name ending in boo to joke with Tommy. Tubbo was actually trying to find a name, and Tommy was doing the same.

"I would name him Austin." Tubbo said seriously, but in his mind he was laughing.

"No. That is an old man name." Tommy scolds him.

"How about Alex?" Ranboo asked.

"That is Big Q's name."

"Silas." I say.