What the actual f- (Oikawa x reader)

hA nOt tODaY sATaN

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Hey
It's been a day
Reveal who you are now

Demon under bed👹
Nah

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Whyyyy
Now I want another hint

Demon under bed👹
I saw your hair is a hint

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Tf😃

Demon under bed👹
BAHAHAJFJDKDKDNKA

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Can I get a gender?
What school?
Oh better yet
YOUR NAME?

Demon under bed👹
I heard of that anime but never watched it
I plan to though

Shawty flatty😏🫓
That's not what I meant
Fine
Where do you live?

Demon under bed👹
The moon
I found my friend lives in a cave
In a crater near by

Shawty flatty😏🫓
What school then "on the moon"

Demon under bed👹
What's your school name again?

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Aoba Johsai?

Demon under bed👹
1. Dumb of you to reveal
2. Stupid of you to tell a stranger
like what are you, a kid?
3. Yoop

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Do I know you?
Who are you?

Demon under bed👹
A bad bitch
You can't kill me
Bye buddy boy

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Wait no come back
Don't leave me on read
Answer now

Demon under bed👹
Nah

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He frustratedly starred at his phone but then realized that you didn't give him more information about yourself. But he then realized that you go to his school which made him have a bit of hope.

Until that hope was shut down when he realized he didn't know your gender, even though you acted like a girl that has no life and has nothing better to do than prank a guy you don't even know in school. (I just described me ah ha ha)

You, on the other hand, were skipping down the hall, linking arms with Yua. And man were you guys just having fun being stupid.

You decided to walk backwards so you unlinked her arm and said the plan was to walk backwards all the way to class. She agreed and you bother walked backwards.

(Fucking weirdos [as I literally do the same thing but just make the car sound that goes backwards])

You guys were having a race who can get there first until you bumped into someone. You stopped and turned around to apologize.

"I am so so sorry! I am like this everyday so please ignore my stupidity"

"Ah! It's ok you weren't looking cause you were....backwards?" You looked up from bowing and realized it was Oikawa.

"Oh I know you," he said pointing at you.

"Do you? Cause baby I'm not even here, I'm a hallucination," you moved your fingers forward and back to show kinda jazz hands.

Then you sprinted to Yua even though stamina don't exist to you.

He looked back at you and chuckled at your actions.

Cute

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Some people finna hate me but like

Oikawa mostly a bottom-

BYE JDIEJRJDHD

I literally just quote stuff I say in school for the titles

I got a lot of issues

I also SMILIED LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT WHEN I TYPED CUTE LIKE SOMEONE HELP ME

I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH DJSJDNCJEJDBSIA

OK NOW LATER I DO SPEED