What the actual f- (Oikawa x reader)

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After you sent that text, you walked home to get into casual clothes so you can babysit a kid around your area. Luckily, he wasn't that bad of a kid, but man that kid made you wheeze.

You arrive at the door and knock like how Anna knocks from frozen. A man opens the door to you and thank him for opening and the whole honor sha-bang.

"Thank you for babysitting again Y/N"

"Ya, no problem. It's fun babysitting the kid. But he don't seem like he's here," you say looking around a bit.

"Oh well we are having his uncle pick him up some Monday's," he states.

You only babysat on some week days when the parents weren't home that often so you were ok with whatever.

"Oh ok. I'll watch the house since you look like you need to get going." You lightly chuckle as he is wanting to rush out of the door.

"Thank you again (Y/N)" he says leaving through the door.

You merely nod once and turn your head towards the couch.

You quickly run and jump on the couch, face planting in a pillow. But you kinda regretted doing that cause titties.

(Listen flat or not, that shit hurts when you land on them wrongly)

You groan a bit before going on your phone to simp over 2D characters again. Oh the joy to simp for someone that's not real.

(THE PAIN TOO MUCH SOMETIMES MAKE ME FINNA CRY)

You heard the door bell ring and shot up, skipping to the door a bit.

You open it to see the boy and Oikawa. OH FUCK-

"(Y/N)!" the little boy jumps to you.

"Hey Takeru, and who might this be?" you look over already knowing who he was. Just had nothing else to do then act like he was no body you've met before.

"Tōru Oikawa," he says with a slight grin and hand out for you to shake. Of course, you grab his hand and twist it where he was going backwards.

He yelped and struggled to stand for a bit, you even heard Takeru giggling at your action.

You let go and he went back to standing normally.

"You know, first impressions are important and you shouldn't do that in the future," he says holding his hand rubbing it a bit.

"I always greet new people that way. Or I just act all JUMPY JUMPY and they have to suffer that," you say smiling a bit.

"Uh huh.."

"So are you staying or is there somewhere you need to be?"

Takeru was already at the couch waiting for you so you went by him to tell him to go do his homework on the dining table or on the coffee table in front of the couch.

"I'll stay since I don't have volleyball," he says being sighing while falling in the couch.

You hum acknowledging that you know what he's doing.

You go to the coffee table and help Takeru with his homework. You show off your knowledge of basic grade school teachings to Takeru.

You notice Oikawa looking over your shoulder so you decide to acknowledge him for a bit.

"Something you need pretty boy?"

"Insulting me without knowing me? Kinda rude of you"

Bitch I already know you tf? I talk to you everyday and wheeze at the shit you say. AND HOW IS BEING PRETTY A BAD THING. BITCH IS BLESSED

"Well I know of you since we go to the same school," you say pointing to Takeru to tell him a problem he got was close but not quiet right.

"Wait really? I didn't know. Wait I never got your name."

"Takeru literally said it when you came in," you say half rude and half laughing.

"Ooh. Takeru what's her name?"

You chuckle at his action and look at Takeru while he focuses on his homework.

"(Y/N)."

"Huh?"

"The names (Y/N). The one and only, amazing, needs to go to a mental hospital, (Y/N)"

You say with Jazz hands.

"Now lemme help child with homework"

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Sorry if it seems too long. I kinda wanted to write this part so SUCK IT UP HONEY

ALSO VERY IRRELEVANT BUT

should I wear thigh high stockings tomorrow to school?

I'm bored and need something exciting so should I?