What the actual f- (Oikawa x reader)

kEeP sInGiNgGGggGg

You were skipping down the hallways to meet Yua at the roof, but when you got there, you saw Oikawa sitting there with Iwa and Yua.

"NANI THE FUCK," you shouted pointing and standing like a square.

(You know what you have your legs on each side and squat and an arm out and hanging down)

"WHAT CHA WANT WITH MY WIFE," you shouted, again, walking to Oikawa and Iwa to hit them.

"(Y/N), my love, I would never want anything to do with these mortals," Yua says standing up and having a hand on her forehead, dramatically, and hand out for you to grab.

"But why," you grabbed her hand. "Why would these simple boys talk to you my beloved wife."

She grabbed your hand so you both are holding each other's hands.

"They wanted to talk to you my dear. I think they want to kidnap us for their pleasure."

(Dead ass I laughed at what I wrote like I would say this)

"Uhh Iwa-Chan? What's going on?"

"I have no clue."

"YOU BOYS WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF TRYING TO GO FOR MY WIFE," you shouted at them and charged towards them.

They started to freak out and slid back in their sitting position. You arrived in front of them and crouched down to them.

"Hi," you said smiling.

They both looked at you like what the actual fuck? You have a personality disorder?

You went close to Oikawa's face to get a better look at him. He saw this and moved his head back and closed his eyes.

You put your hand on his cheek to make him open his eyes, which worked, and he looked at you.

"You know, you got pretty eyes," you said.

You got up and walked to Yua grabbing her arm to go to a vending machine to get CHIPS.

Oikawa was processing what happened and blushed. Iwaizumi took note to this and reminded himself to tell you later.

"Did you think she was going to hit you? Or kiss you?" Iwaizumi asked Oikawa giving him a sly grin.

"I-I- don't k-know?" Oikawa stuttered still trying to progress.

The reason he was talking to Yua was because he saw you run to her and jump on her. And he wanted to ask when you babysit so he can hang out with you since he found your awkwardness and weirdness, different.

That's when he phone rang for a message.

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Demon under bed👹
Ooh? I heard you got a little crush?
Mind telling me?

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Only if you give me a hint on
who you are
You must answer this question then I'll
answer yours
Deal?

Demon under bed👹
Hmmm
Fine but it depends on the question
If I don't answer one,
I'll let you ask two ok?

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Oikawa grinned at his phone but then realized he had to find out which questions to ask. He liked the guessing game cause it was kinda funny to him, but he still wanted to know who you are.

Your weirdness when texting him reminded of, well you. But he didn't know you were the same. He really wanted to know so he found a a good question.

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Shawty flatty😏🫓
Do I know who you are?

Demon under bed👹
Hmm
Kinda

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Wym kind?
I wanna know so yes or no

Demon under bed👹
Or >:))

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Oml
Why are you like this

Demon under bed👹
Because, I don't want people to have
stupid expectations of me
It's a lot easier than having someone
tell you how to act
Ew I got deep

Shawty flatty😏🫓
I-
Did you?

Demon under bed👹
OK NICE TALK
LET'S TALK LATER
OK BUBS?
YOU NOW BACK UP BOO
IF IWA AND I DON'T GET MARRIED
BYEEEEE

Shawty flatty😏🫓
I-
Bye?
Wait
IWA-CHAN????
Read

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WHOOPS I GOT DEEP AH HA HA

HEY SHAWTY BAE JEJDJSIND

Ok but like a serious moment for a second, I used to think I had to be like everyone else and be the same. I thought I had to be like a doll from a factory.

But once I found the right friends, and found my anime kawattos, I felt free.

I actually changed myself in elementary and middle school. And it sucked.

But now because I am the way I am and not the same like others. I've been told that I don't fit in the cookie cutter which is good.

So I fell for Oikawa cause he felt like everything had to be done by him and he had to be better. And to be frank I hated him. I thought his ego was bigger than that one kids head from Totally Spies.

But I love him now and love how he can be and I kinda get tired of making fun of his ass so I'm finna change the description but need something funny so I'll keep it there.

But Oikawa's new name is going to be

Backup bae😏🫓

But also...

OIKAWA A BOTTOM AND A HOT ONE OF THAT

BYE FIEJDJS