You and Oikawa were walking down holding Takeru's hands in each side swinging him like a couple.
SIKE YOU REALLY THOUGHT
NOPE
You were actually giving saying to Takeru how Oikawa is so weak, that he wouldn't be able to beat Takeru in a race with you on Oikawa's back.
Takeru believed you and dared Oikawa to a race with you on his back. You smirked and jumped on Oikawa's back and shouted "GO" to Takeru who went sprinting.
In the end, Takeru won cause you kept moving forward and back, moving Oikawa off course at times.
He found it unfair and annoying how you cheated to make Takeru win.
"So Takeru, whatcha want to eat?" you said sitting in the couch.
"Hmm. Food?"
"Ya. Wood wasn't on the menu anyway," you said sarcastically.
"Oikawa, you?"
"Hmm. Pork?"
"Sure," you said texting your mom how she makes her pork and rice.
She sent you the recipe on how to make it and you grabbed everything and put the frozen pork under a hot faucet in a bowl and let it sit there for a while.
You grabbed the spices you've seen your mom use and started making it. Takeru came in and asked if he could watch a movie.
"What movie?"
"I don't know. Do you have any ideas?" you smirked evilly.
"How about," you started looking at Oikawa. "The Little Mermaid."
Oikawa looked at you from the couch. He remembered last night and how you screeched 'YoU wAnNa kIsS tHe GiRl. wHoA wHOa!'
You went back in the kitchen and prepared the rice. You waiting fir the water to boil and walked into the living room, turning in the movie.
You looked at Oikawa, and smirked. You walked behind him and whispered in his ear, "you wanna...kiss the girl."
You got up and walked away to check on the water. You missed Oikawa blushing since he kinda did want to.
The movie was at the point before Ariel went to the village, when dinner was ready.
"Boys! Dinner! Hurry!" you shouted not wanting them to miss out.
Takeru quickly paused the movie and ran to the dining table to get ready to eat, while Oikawa took his time.
"I'm sorry, why aren't you running?" you asked Oikawa as he was walking to the dining room.
"Because it's just food and it'll be there," he said siting down.
"One time, (Y/N) almost ate my food cause I wouldn't stop playing my game. She said she wouldn't give me any and she'd eat it all. Oh and thank you for the meal" he said taking a bite of his food after talking.
You also thanked for the meal and sat there eating as well, not even denying what Takeru just said. Just eating. Oikawa looked at you for a few seconds and you looked at him.
"Eat." was all you said.
Oikawa thanked for the meal and ate. Once everyone was done, you grabbed the dishes and went to wash them.
"(Y/N)? Want me to keep it paused so you can see 'Kiss the Girl'?" Takeru asked helped you with a few dishes.
"Sure. Wanna sing with me?" you asked nudging his arm a bit.
"YA!"
"Perfect!"
Once you finished dishes, you made some popcorn and sat down with them. Watching the movie a little late was never a problem with you.
Oikawa grabbed some popcorn and you watched the scene. Once kiss the girl was on, you blasted the volume high for two reasons, to get hyped up, and to hide your singing.
You sang along and once it was getting good, you grabbed Takeru and started dancing dramatically with him.
"SHA LA LA LA LA LA MY OH MY LOOK LIKE THE BOY TO SHY YOU WANNA," you looked at Oikawa and pointed. "KISS THE GIRL!"
"SHA LA LA LA LA LA AIN'T THAT SAD? AIN'T IT SHAME? TOO BAD, YOU GONNA MISS THE GIRL!"
Oikawa watched as you and Takeru danced and sang with the song. You finished the song and sat down drinking water you brought from earlier.
"My voice hurts," you said.
"Mine too," Takeru said drinking his water too.
You grabbed some popcorn at the same time as Oikawa which made him flinch. You didn't care, you were hungry.
Oikawa looked at you seeing how you weren't affected by touching him.
The movie ended with you feeling bad Ursula just got killed through the boob. (Yes it did happen)
"Cadet Takeru," you said standing up. He stood up too like a soldier.
"Mission: Time for Bed, is at a start. Take a shower and brush your teeth. Mission will be completed when in bed on time. Do I make myself clear, Cadet?"
"Yes ma'am!"
"Good. Now finish the mission fast, Cadet," you said pushing him to the bathroom.
"You know," Oikawa started to say getting up from the couch. "You're really weird."
"And? Am I suppose to care or.." you said having your head out. (Like that one meme with that girl. If ykyk)
"I don't know. Just thought I'd let you know," he said walking away from you.
"You staying the night or going home? It's dark out and a damsel shouldn't be out this late," you said putting your arm on his shoulder.
"And?" he asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Stay the night."
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Cliff hanger again
My back hurts
I feel old
I can't believe I typed ma'am and didn't get offended myself.
Bleh
I haven't been keeping up with the he chapters cause I still need to find a way to get more drama so
Imma go buy a collar-
BYE
Ok but like YY took off Overstim Oikawa asmr off SoundCloud and I'm getting kinda pissed since his moans are immaculate.
Listen I'm a switch, I have the bdsm test to prove it
Look
Anyways I doubt you' guys care but ya
Kinda shows that I'm more of a top...hm..
Anyways
BYE BYE MY ODDITIES OF SOCIETY
LOVE YOUUU
YOU ARE READING
What the actual f- (Oikawa x reader)
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