What the actual f- (Oikawa x reader)

Loser bOyS

This bitch🙄 changed Mommmy Iwa😩 to Zaddy Iwa😩❤️

This bitch🙄
IWAAA BABYYYY

Zaddy Iwa😩❤️
What?
And why are you calling me baby now?

This bitch🙄
I promoted you to Zaddy

Zaddy Iwa😩❤️
Why?

This bitch🙄
Cause why not?
Also
I need blackmail on Oikawa
I'm bored and want to poke
fun at him >:)

Zaddy Iwa😩❤️
Nothing comes to mind
He did have a girlfriend
But her an I never talked

This bitch🙄
Ayo wtf
Why?
Was she mean?

Zaddy Iwa😩❤️
Well she played with my feelings and
went to Oikawa
but when he finally found out
he broke up with her

This bitch🙄
AYOOO WHERE THIS BITCH AT
LEMME USE YOUR ARMS FOR A BIT
TO BEAT A BITCH

Zaddy Iwa😩❤️
Why would I let you use my arms
Tf?

This bitch🙄
Cause they big and a snack—
NEEWAYS IMMA GO HARASS OIKAWA
LOVE YOU BUBS
LMK WHEN YOU WANT THE WEDDING

Zaddy Iwa😩❤️
God you're weird

This bitch🙄
AND I EMBRACE IT WITH EVERY CELL IN MY
DAMN BODY
LOVE YOU BUBS
BETTER SAY IT BACK BEFORE I CHOKE
IT OUT OF YOU IN SCHOOL

Zaddy Iwa😩❤️
Lyt?

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You didn't know what to do so start a convo with Oikawa so you went with the dumbest thing ever cause why the hell not. You were watching lyric pranks with anime characters you simped for.

Your mom would usually see your reactions to watching on your phone quietly while watching people cook. She was used to how you would hit your head on the table so when you started doing it trying to find a song to prank him with, she wasn't surprised. Didn't even ask. Didn't even care. You finally came up with one that would make you laugh out ass off to see how'd he react.
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Demon under bed👹 changed Ariana Grande's chest to Shawty flatty😏🫓

Demon under bed👹
I was a girl in the village doing alright
Then I got depression over night ✌️😗

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Tf?
You good?

Demon under bed👹
Now I gotta figure out how to not die

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Why?

Demon under bed👹
So much to learn then cry
Up in my room without my family

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Ok?

Demon under bed👹
In a school where people can hurt me

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Are you ok?
Like need me to help you away from the bullies?

Demon under bed👹
A whole reality of a world is waiting for me
I'm not happy to be..

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Sofia the first?

Demon under bed👹
I'm finding out, what depression is about

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Sofia the first????

Demon under bed👹
Making my way
I'm trying to live another day

Shawty flatty😏🫓
You ok???

Demon under bed👹
It's gonna be my time

Shaggy flatty😏🫓
For?

Demon under bed👹
To show them all that I'm
HELLA DEPREEEEEEEESSSED

Shawty flatty😏🫓
You good?

Demon under bed👹
Ya I just got bored ✌️😗

Shawty flatty😏🫓
Tf is wrong with you

Demon under bed👹
A lot☺️

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Funny story haha

So this is something I literally made up when I was bored home alone

And I have it memorized for some reasons

Don't be scared ok? I'm ok