What the actual f- (Oikawa x reader)

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"H-HUH?"

"You heard me, stay the night." I don't feel like protecting a damsel when they can be in my castle for a night. Well not my castle but you know," you say walking up the stairs.

"I don't have any clothes those," he says blushing a bit.

"Well, just use Taker's dad's clothes and I'll wash them and put them back or something," you say knocking on Takeru's door to see if he's in bed.

He opens the door and you walk in, "hey kiddo, go get Oikawa some clothes for me, ya? I don't feel like protecting the damse."

Takeru giggles and grabs his dads clothes and brings them to Oikawa.

"Go change boy before I force the clothes on ya," you say picking up Takeru and spinning him around.

You bring Takeru to his room and get him tucked into bed.

"You shall now, pass out," you then tapped his head and he faked fell asleep.

"Take your time, just no screens ok?" You said walking to the door.

He nodded and got ready to sleep.

"Night Takeru"

"Night (Y/N)"

You smiled and closed the door and saw Oikawa was standing in the hall way.

"Oh good you changed, now do you want my bed or the couch?" you whispered.

"Wait you have a room here?" he almost shouted.

You shushed him and grabbed his wrist to lead him into the living room so Takeru would focus on going to sleep.

You sat down on the couch next to him and cross your legs, pretzel style.

"I use the guest bedroom, which I'm guessing is where you stay at when you sleep here."

"I sleep on the couch and my parents get that room"

You shivered a bit thinking about the possibilities hoping it was false. Oikawa notified and chuckled a bit.

"No worries, they clean them when we leave."

"PARDON?"

Oikawa brought his finger to your lips and shushed you.

"Oh frick you fricky frackity man," you puffed.

"Anyways, I got a question for you, damsel," you started. "Are you really into girls? I thought you would be into Iwa. I mean look at the mans."

You showed him a picture of Iwa. Oikawa felt a sting in his heart.

"I would let him choke me with his biceps- well I would let anime men also choke me. Like I would love to change places with Eren when he first met Levi and got his ass beat."

Oikawa just looked at you with a concerned and disgusted.

"Answer the question though, Oikawa."

Oikawa looked at your face as it went from happy to stern.

"Iwa, is my best friend. I can't have a relationship with him. That's just weird,"

You bummed at his response they laid on his lap. You felt him get stiff and tapped his knee.

"Chill, I'm not gonna hurt you. Wanna watch another movie? Let's watch Comedy. Or another Disney movie? Oikawa what do you want?"

You turned your head from looking at the T.V. to looking up at him. You noticed the blush on his face but overthought something.

You got up form his lap and looked at him.

"If I make you uncomfortable, just say so. You don't have to force yourself-"

"(Y/N)-Chan. Can I," he paused for a second.

"Can I kiss the girl?"

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Ok that was short and I feel like it's going too fast

Ugh and I read Stripper Star and oml I love it

I don't simp for Suna and I wanted to and now I might be

But at the same time not

So I might just continue watching season three since I stopped cause I got mad at how the animation is

NEEWAYS

LOVE YOU MY ODDITIES OF SOCIETY

MUAH