What the actual f- (Oikawa x reader)

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"PFFT HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU FORGOT??!!"

"OH SHUT UP! DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T FORGET HOMEWORK!"

"WELL I have a valid reason," you said pointing a finger to the sky.

"I have a selective memory so SUCK IT!" you shouted and ran away from Yua.

Yua chased after you as you ran to your class to drop your stuff off and take a breather. You ran out of the classroom again to avoid her as she followed you.

Oikawa was early to school to finish some school work when he saw you and Yua running in the halls. So fricking early in the morning.

"OH OH OH! OIKAWA!" you shouted running back to him.

"Pick up Takeru for me. Ok? I'm going to a Butler cafe with Yua. She wanted to try it out but not be alone. Thank you hun," you then walked off not saying anything else.

Oikawa has a light blush on his face as he saw you walk away.

Wait a Butler cafe?

After school ended, Yua came into your class and patted Oikawa on the back as he was talking to you for a bit.

"Are you talking to MY Romeo?" Yua glared at him making him stiffen.

"Juliet, my beloved, he's merely my mistress. You are my number one love," you said as she went in to hug you.

"I keep getting confused, are you two dating?" Oikawa asked pointing at you and Yua.

You looked at each other you both started laughing. Yua ended up ok the floor laughing as you held your stomach on the chair.

Oikawa looked at you both confused and a bit scared.

"No babes," you said calming down. "We aren't dating. Yua has her own little crush."

"Ya I do but if they don't work out, my dear Romeo will wipe off my tears with his kiss of love," she said getting up and putting a hand on her head dramatically.

"Now you gotta go pick up Takeru from here," you texted him the location and got up from your seat.

Oikawa decided to go early since he it would be able to see what Takeru was doing.

You on the other hand, were skipping with Yua to see this, apparent, Butler cafe. But before you could leave school grounds, some chick with her arms crossed was leaning on the gate wall.

You thought nothing of it until she walked straight towards you. You stopped in front of her and Yua did the same.

"May I help you?" you asked confused.

"Oikawa," she spoke.

"What in the Wattpad is this girl tryna do?" Yua whispered in her ear.

"No clue," you whispered back. "So what's up? Do you need Oikawa for something? If you need his number, then can't do that girlie."

"I already have his number," she said raising her heading like she was looking down on you.

"Mmmk. Then whatcha need whatcha want whatcha need babyyyy," you joked and Yua giggled at you.

"Don't call me that weirdo," the girl spoke bluntly.

"Ok. So then state whatcha wanna say cause we gotta go speed like Sonic," you said adjusting your bag a bit.

"Stay. Away. From. Oikawa," she smilied when saying his name but said her other words flatly.

"Lemme think about that for a second. Why?"

"Because you're a weirdo, you're infecting him."

"OH BRO I'M A DISEASE??!! YUA I'M A DISEASE!!" you yelled to Yua.

"Stay away from him now. I don't care if you are gonna pull that 'we're just friends' bullshit on me-"

"Tell me something girly, hm? Why do you want to control his life? It's his, isn't it? If he had control of his life, is that a bad thing? Why you even come up to be? I got places to be, people to meet, and things to eat. BYE!" you grabbed Yua and ran outta there.

"You're so lucky we were suppose to head this direction for the cafe," Yua joked.

You both went to the cafe and had a really fun time. It was cool seeing men act like gentlemen. Something that doesn't happen often in the real world.

You spent an hour or two there with Yua and went back to Takeru's to take care of him.

Oikawa texted you earlier that he could wait for you to watch Takeru. You liked how he was kind enough to do that for you so you left earlier to make sure Takeru doesn't throw stuff at Oikawa.

You walked in the door and saw Takeru with a marker and a sleeping Oikawa.

"What are you doing kiddo?" you whisper shouted him.

"Come on (Y/N) join me. I have an extra marker~" he whispered in persuasion.

It worked and you went over to see his sleeping face.

Why did he have to steal the beauty in the world the fuck

You drew a turtle, a broken heart, and wrote 'ah ha ha *LIP BITE*'. Takeru drew dots with a red marker for fake acne. You grabbed a white sharpie marker and made it look more like pimples so he can freak out a bit.

You finished and turned on a movie for Takeru, while you went to start dinner.

When you were done making dinner, you woke up Oikawa and sent Takeru to the table. He woke up and walked to the table with you.

You and Takeru did your best not to laugh at him while eating. After dinner, Takeru went to get ready for bed but Oikawa was already in the bathroom.

You hear a yell and then stomping. Oikawa looked at you mad.

"Before you do anything, did you wash your hands?"

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I hurt my hand earlier today and it hurt like fawking hell.

And I have an activity tomorrow.

Hope y'all liked this anyways

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