What the actual f- (Oikawa x reader)

BET BIATCH

Demon under bed👹
Hey let's make a bet babes

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Already on pet names?

Demon under bed👹
Sure ya ANYWAYS
Come up with a nickname for me
since I did already for M O I

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Why?

Demon under bed👹
Cause why not?
It'll be fun
We can make a bet out of it

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Alright fine
How about...Honey?

Demon under bed👹
Too bland
Plus I hear "HONEY I'M HOME"
and fake laughter you hear on TV

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Very specific
Ok
M'lady?

Demon under bed👹
Calm down Cat Noir
Don't pull out your cataclysm

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
What?

Demon under bed👹
Don't worry 'bout it
Don't worry 'bout it sweetheart

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Want me to call you that?

Demon under bed👹
No sounds like some that a
parent would say

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Ok ok
Cookie?
Baby?
My love?
Ladybug?

Demon under bed👹
Are you just watching miraculous rn?
Might as well pull bugaboo out from there

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Ok then what do you want?

Demon under bed👹
It's not something I want, it's something
I want to see you do
Be creative
I've heard the same insults over and over again like a record that's bad
So think of something

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Ok well your cute and
adorable and amazing and
a lot of amazing

Demon under bed👹
Ok and then what do you get from that
since those verbs are always used

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Cutie?
Cutie
Little cutie?

Demon under bed👹
I-
Dead ass never head of that before
WHY YOU MAKE ME SMILE ON LOOKING AT MY
PHONE

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
I DID?!!
LITTLE CUTIE
LITTLE CUTIE
LITTLE CUTIE~~

Demon under bed👹
STAP IT I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE SAYING IT AND MY FACE IS GONNA HURT

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
*voice message sent*
(Voice message: Little Cutie~~ I want to see you smile)

Demon under bed👹
THAT IS IT
GOOD LUCK AT YOUR GAME TOMORROW
I'LL BE SURE TO BE THERE
NIGHT

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Night~
Love you~

Demon under bed👹
TOO EARLY TO SAY I LOVE YOU

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Will you say it before my game tomorrow?

Demon under bed👹
If I say it, you might not be able to play
Plus I want to know more of you before I say it
So for now, I like you

Oi Oi Oikawa❤️✨
Ok I like you too
Night little cutie~

Demon under bed👹
NIGHT

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THANK YOU FOR READING

Sorry for the short chapter again but I'll make it up next one, I think

I might have to go back and rewatch season 2 but I gotta ask my dad for the Netflix password since he changed it for his personal gain.

I don't want to talk about why since
1. Not really y'all's business not to be mean
2. Not gonna effect the story
3. I can try to take care of the events at the moment but it might need to take time

So bear with me here for a bit

LOVE YOU ALL

MUAH