!UNDER IMMENSE EDITING!
college, a place of learning and maturing, or as Elle Jenkins sees it, a sex fuelled, drug taking, fire starting disaster waiting to happen.
"burn in hell James Cook."
please give this story a go, i actually tried this time.
I wake up to knocking on my front door. "Elle get the fuck up and answer the door" Effy was outside my house. I run down the stairs and open the door. "We're going to cooks birthday party, get dressed" she exclaimed as she walks up to my bedroom.
"It's Cooks birthday?" I question as I pull out some clothes. "Yeah we're going down the pub to celebrate"
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We meet up with Pandora and head over to where Cook sent us.
As we get to our destination, I see an old friend come out of the pub we should be going in to.
"uncle keith, how you been?" "Oh hiya Elle love ow are ya?" I'm good, got a party to attend. Lad from my form, Cook? You know him?" "Ah he's a canny lad him. Enjoy, took me ages to get them banners up" We walk in behind Katie and Emily, who got here as I was talking to uncle Keith. "Guys, guys! Hey baby" he smiles at Effy. "I'm so happy to introduce you to my legendary night out in celebration of my birthday. Apart from you!" He goes up to the group of boys who had just opened the door "What are you doing here? You burnt my house man, Get out!"
Freddie comes and stands next to me offering me a sip of his beer, which I gladly accept. "I'm seventeen today so all bets are off. Do whatever the fuck your like. Flush your mates down the toilet. Eat grapes off each other. Smash speakers over your heads. If partying's a crime, who's gonna get arrested first? Let's go fucking mental!" He pours his beer all over himself.
We are about 30 minutes into our 'legendary night out' when Cook made us sing 'for he's a jolly good fellow'. Everyone sounded so bored so I was the only one that fully went for it. "Yes at least someone's happy!" Cook shouted coming and sitting next to me kissing my cheek. Freddie looked pissed at this but I'm not sure why. "Thanks man, thank you very much! What's next?" "More drinks, more drinks" i say hitting the table. "He's fun." Katie said monotony "You have no idea" Freddie said in the same tone. "He's already had half a bottle of vodka!" "Really? How crazy!" Effy questioned sarcastically. Cook came back with a tray of shots. "Tequila! Who's in?" I don't answer, taking two for myself. "Yeah...ok." Freddie stated. A couple of people agreed and we all went at the same time. Cook wolf whistled after everyone he took. JJ joined and Freddie reluctantly joined in too.
After Cooks birthday trick, panda's sick, Naomi's arrival and Cook eating all the cake Emily made, I'd had enough and decided to go outside for a smoke.
"Alright sweetheart?" "Hi cookie" i mumbled. "Do you think my party's shit as well?" "It's just missing something mate"
Freddie comes out on the phone to someone. "What? Where are you, I can't hear you... I don't have anything ok?" "Who is it?" I inquired "My sister, Karen" "Tell her i said hi" Cook said with a smile. "No, i don't have any drugs!" I go up to Freddie and take the phone. "I do, where are you?" "I'm at my mates party. Who are you?" "Hi I'm Elle, I'll be there message Freddie the address" "What did you just do?" Cook questioned "I just made your night!" I smile walking into the pub to collect everyone.
