Alvin who is NOT a chipmunk

Mischief and Irresistible Smiles

I hobbled all morning between classes under the weight of all my textbooks and collected one legged jokes from my classmates. " Captain hook" and " What did you do on Friday the 13th" are my favourites.

Time passed slowly until I saw Beth changed into PE attire. "Need Alvin?" I laid an arm on Beth in a friendly way but Beth swatted it away. "Not now Alvin." she frowned. " How about later?" I asked, totally nonplussed.

"Beth you are late for class! Come with us! Hulk is throwing a tantrum and swore to punish all the late comers." there goes the forever helpful Janette, tagging Beth along. "Beth, I heard someone is into you!" exclaimed Jasmine dramatically. I hobbled closer but did not catch what Jasmine whispered in Beth's ears. The girls kept their conversation in hushed tones for a while, then burst out laughing all at once.

I arrived at the turf almost at the same time as the girls. Hulk didn't bat an eyelash in the girls' direction, but shouted loudly at me,"50 push-ups for late-coming, Calvin!" I stopped dead in my tracks. "I have MC exempting me from all physical activity Sir." I courageously squeaked out my alibi in Hulk's face, tactfully avoiding eye contact with Hulk. Hulk flexed his muscles.

Not a good sign.

"Is your butt also injured, Calvin?" Hulk roared. "No Sir." I shivered. "A hundred push-ups for brattiness!" Hulk ordered. "His name is Alvin, Sir." Steve materialised from nowhere with this unhelpful comment. "Alvin as in Alvin the chipmunk." I wanted to step on his foot so badly that I am burning with rage inside. "I can floor you right now if not for this cast." I said solemnly to Steve. "You can try." he smirked. Hulk barked, "50 push ups for you too, Steve." The class giggles.

"Why are you here anyway?" I cocked my head towards Steve. "Ohh I swopped this class with toothy Joe, who prefers chemistry way better than this." Steve said as he plopped on the floor easily and started doing his overly perfect push-ups. I noticed Hulk is on the other side of the turf screaming instructions loud enough to reach heavens and turned to Steve. "Do me a favour man, tell Hulk I have done my push-ups." 

"Okay." Steve suddenly stood up and wiped his sweat all over me. "Let me help you with the cover." 

"Thanks bud. You are REALLY going over and beyond with this." I signed, unable to get away faster.

After 100 imaginary push-ups, I was able to sit comfortably on the fake grass enjoying Beth playing tennis with Steve, which is quite a spectacle considering both of their skills and Beth's breast size. The only downside is when Steve hit the ball, sometimes it flew towards me and hit me in the face, which is really funny and Beth seemed to have a good laugh out of it too.

"Come on Beth! Revenge!" I screamed like a p*ssy, my voice drowning out entire cheering squad for Beth. "Join the cheer leading team, Alvin." cheerleader Cassie taunted. "No thanks." I flashed one of my irresistible smiles at her liberally, showing off my good teeth and pink gums.