Helluva Boss x Female reader

Pilot

(No one's POV)

You're all in the I.M.P headquarters talking about some business and how to make it better. "All right now, I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes it's no one's fault okay, I'm not naming any names here...Moxxie..." Blitzø said as he looked at Moxxie, along with Moxxie making a face. "Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business dropping up again?!" Blitzø asked.

Millie raised her hand as she stood on her chair. "What about a carwash!" Millie said as her eyes sparkled. "This is hell Millie, no one cares about cars being cleaned here okay?" Blitzø said.

"What about a billboard? Won't that get demons' attention?" You asked as you raised your hand. "Yes! A billboard sounds like a great idea!" Blitzø said as his eyes sparkled.

"We can't afford a billboard, sir," Moxxie said as he rolled his eyes and Blitzø placed his hand over Moxxie's shoulder. "Helpful, Moxxie, really glad you're in the room right now..." Blitzø said as he pushed Moxxie off of his chair.

"Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?!" Blitzø said as he turned on the TV and showed you guys killing random stuff/people as Blitzø started to offer popcorn.

"Ah that was really good times," Blitzø said happily. "I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week one that you additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches!" Moxxie said.

"Uh, hey! Excuse me, what's obnoxious about a super-fun jingle all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting bullshit!" Blitzø said as he was walking around the room and you guys, except for Blitzø, sat back down on your chairs. "People love musicals, sir," Millie said while she had her eyes shut.

"Exactly, Millie, and we're basically doing a musical!" Blitzø said as he looked at Moxxie. "Are you gonna crush my theater dreams like my dad did?"

Blitzø said upset and Moxxie didn't take it, "sir," Moxxie said but he was cut off by Blitzø, "because right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside," Blitzø said as Millie looked at Moxxie. "Are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie?" Millie said with a smirk. "I...what?" Moxxie said as he looked at Millie confused. Millie got a bit closer to Moxxie as she said, "I thought I knew you"

"I can't believe you Moxxie, after I made you employee of the month!" Blitzø said as he showed a not so ugly photo of Moxxie being the employee of the month.

"Okay, sir! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater, nobody actually likes the jingles!" Moxxie explained. "But I and Y/N liked it!" Millie said as you nodded. "Do not...do not agree with him in front of me!" Moxxie said as he looked at both of you.

A screen started to show up and Blitzø was in it. "Hi, there! I'm, Blitzø! The "O" is silent and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell or are you an innocent soul who got fucked over by someone else?!" Blitzø said as the screen now showed a red buffed guy explaining to the news.

"After lovingly killing my wife for fucking the delivery man! You can imagine the surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me. I really wish I could stick it to that yappy jogger who saw me hiding the body!" The red buffed demon said as the screen changed back to Blitzø.

"Well luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Blitzø said as he let himself drop to the portal on the floor.

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The commercial song is up there if you would like to hear it ⬆️ I'll also write down the lyrics...

When you want somebody gone and you don't want to long, call the Immediate Murder Professionals! Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide, The Immediate Murder Professionals! We do our job so well because we come straight up from hell! We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife! We're the Immediate Murder Professionals, Kids die for free!