Helluva Boss x Female reader

S1 Ep.4 C.H.E.R.U.B

Quick announcement, I am writing this on my school computer, so I'm not sure if it will turn out well since I usually write on my phone and I'm used to it, anyway...enjoy the story! and sorry if there are any mistakes! and sorry for the late update, I have been a bit busy.

The doors to heaven open as an angel appears, "Well, Howdy! I'm Cletus, Welcome to heaven! If you did something good to get here" he said with a smirk. "and good people deserve to give loved one's special blessings!"

"Does it make you want to cry?"

A man falling out of an airplane tried to take out his parachute but failed and landed on a rock as he died.

"when your loved one has to die?"

Another person got run over by a speeding train.

"Does it hurt you through and through?"

A man shot himself on the head as he died.

"When your face is turning blue!"

A man's face is turning blue as he is hanging from the neck.

"Well luckily for you, there' something we can do! We can help keep them alive! So you can watch them thrive! Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.! We'll save your honeybun from dying violently!''

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wolves as Kennie pushes Collin in front of the wolves as he holds a piece of bored with a nail in it.

''Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.! No, we never even ask a fee!"

A man tries handing cash to Cletus as he declines it.

"Because good people spread the love!"

Collin and Kennie hug each other.

''And we're here for all above! We do the paperwork for you!"

Collin is writing on paper as he looks stressed.

"And the heavy lifting, too!''

Kennie lifts a boulder from a human as she gives Kennie a thumbs up with both of her hands.

"So sit right back!''

they help a man who is bleeding in a car.

"And let us bless a soul for you! Oh, we are the C.H.E.R.U.B.!'' Blitzø shoots the TV. "Nice one, B!" Millie said with excitement. "yeah, nice shot, boss" you smiled as you sat on the table. Give me another, Mox!" Blitzø said as Moxxie smacked the TV that Blitzø shot off of the counter and placed a new one.

he turned it on as the 666 news appeared, "Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!" Blitzø said as he pored gunpowder into his gun. Moxxie nervously switched the channel as Betty Boop appears dancing weirdly and Millie, You, and Blitzø looked bored. "Uh-huh, keep going, keep going, keep going!" Blitzø said as Moxxie changed the channel again. 

This time the screen showed a demon with a black hat and a suit, he was also holding a cane. "I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money! Please, I'm very desperate!" He said as he got close to the screen.

"Bingo!" yelled Blitzø as he shot the TV again as it exploded. "Woo! You're on a roll, sir" Yelled Millie with excitement as You wagged your tail. Loona woke up as her foot twitched on the table, she looked at her cup, the cup tipped over on the table. "Guys, do you feel that," Loona asked as she looked around.