Helluva Boss x Female reader

S1 Ep.5 The Harvest Moon Festival

I am so sorry about the super late update, I literally forgot this app existed and I didn't even pay attention to it 💀

No one's POV

A sigh of contentment is heard. Blitzø is lighting a cigarette on Stolas's bed and folds his arms behind his head.

"I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon" Stolas said as his hands were tied up to the bed. "When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about..." Blitzø used the cigarette to burn the rope that tied Stolas's hands.

"...but do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll," Blitzø finished.

"As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself." Stolas's turned off a cigarette on one of Blitzø's horns and pinched his cheek as Blitzø shoved him away.

"The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals!"

Blitzø pulled a feather out of his mouth with disgust.

"Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks," Blitzø replied as Stolas sat up.

"Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all..." Stolas pulled the covers over his head as he made his way to Blitzø's crotch. "...special access~" Stolas chuckled.

"Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly."

Stolas sat up with the covers still over his head. "I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year" Stolas smiled.

"Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway" Blitzø replied. "Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait..." Stolas said in a baby-talk voice.

"Oh, fuck my clients!" Blitzø smiled.

***

Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone sounds. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone sounds again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up, "What do you want, sir?" Moxxie asked tiredly.

"Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?" Blitzø asked as Millie sat up in excitement. "The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!" Millie cheered with a grin on her face.

Moxxie sighed, "Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait... Where are you calling from?" Asked Moxxie as Blitzø falls down onto the bed from the ceiling. His phone bonks him on the head. Moxxie narrows his eyes as Blitzø purrs happily. Moxxie looks annoyed while Millie seems amused. "Mm-hm... Of course"

"Great! Let's just call your sister" Blitzø said as he stood up and called you. "She may be asleep at this time, I'm not sure she will answer-" Moxxie was cut off by you answering.

"Hey! Y/N! How would you like to visit the Wrath Ring? Your brother's coming and so is Mils!" Blitzø heard people talking in the back as Moxxie was confused or concerned.

"Huh, oh yeah! Sounds like a plan!" You said on the other side of the phone. Moxxie snatched the phone from Blitzø, "where are you at this time?!" He yelled. "At a party" you replied.