Helluva Boss x Female reader

S1 Ep.3 Spring Broken

(No one's POV)

You all were in the I.M.P black van driving as a song popped up, "I love this song!" Blitzø said trying to say the lyrics even though he didn't know a lot of it. Loona was cringed as she used her phone. You were looking out the window of the van smiling beside Millie. Moxxie was covering his ears as you looked at him.

"Aw, don't be dramatic Moxx, we're almost here," you said as you sat next to him. "Easy for you to say, you're used to it!" Moxxie said as he crossed his arms. You chuckled and looked at the window again. You all made it to the parking lot and we're about to park but a pink car took the spot that Blitzø usually parks at. Blitzø pushed the breaks and steered the wheel. "Holy shit, fuck!" Blitzø yelled. "Aw, you suck for life do ya?!" Blitzø yelled annoyed.

"Hey, Y/N! Hand me the megaphone!" You handed the megaphone to Blitzø as he turned it on, he stuck his head out the window of the van and started to yell and the demons that took their spot. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dumb! You have three goddamn seconds to get your shit out of my parking spot!" Blitzø yelled.

The demon got out of the car she had long pink hair and skin, she also had glasses on. Blitzø stopped yelling as soon as he realized who it was. "Oh, shit...Verosika?!" Said Blitzø as Verosika chewed gum, "Blitzo" she replied as she crossed her arms. "I should have known you'd be here, I can smell fish from miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is-" Blitzø cuts himself up as he fell off of the van and stood back up, "three rings down!" Blitzø finished.

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts" Verosika replied as she looked away. "Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out a rehab, I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelze-juice bottle like it's the last cock in hell!" Blitzø scoffed. "They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups," Verosika said as she took a drink out of the bottle.

She wiped her mouth as she looked back at Blitzø. "So, your sister says 'hi'" Verosika said as she smirked. Blitzø walked up to Verosika and looked up at her mad. "Why are you parking here?!" Blitzø said as he pointed at her. "This is the only parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blitzø yelled. "Actually, prick, it has my name on it," Verosika said as he pointed down at the concrete where her name was marked on. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building, and they wanted to have me come in-" Verosika explained as Loona looked out the window.

"No way..." Loona said. "This week to lead their team during spring break" Verosika finished. "A week?! No, no, you are not parking here for a fucking week!" Yelled Blitzø. "Aw, are you mad Blitzo?" Verosika said as she took off her glasses. "You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal their car and run-" Verosika said as Blitzø joined in. "Run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse ride lessons!" They both said.

"Goddamn it whore, you will not let that go!" Blitzø said as he stomped his foot, "choke on a sandpaper cock" Verosika said as she walked away and passed Loona, Loona stuck her head back in the van. Blitzø followed behind her. "Hold on, you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna-" Blitzø stopped talking as he heard growling. He turned around to see a tall gray hellhound. "You what?" The gray hellhound asked in a deep voice.

"Or I'll...um...I'll, I'll call HR," Blitzø said as the three of them started laughing and then stopped. "Anyway, me and my new hellhound, Vortex, unlike you, he actually does his job well" Verosika walked away with Vortex. "Tata, fuck stain," Verosika said as she gave Blitzø a dirty finger.

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that" Blitzø said as Loona opened the door from the van and got out, "You know Verosika Mayday?!" Asked Loona. "Oh yeah, we dated," Blitzø said as he crossed his arms. "Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked. "You dated a pop star?!" Moxxie also asked.