"Bess please," Robert asked. The queens were out of town doing a show and they were home alone. "One salad, that's it." she had only wore baggy clothes but she had gotten a little bit better.
She took a bite out of the salad and scrunched her face. She eventually ate it all and she got up to go upstairs.
"No." Robert stopped her. She sighed and rolled her eyes. "I will handcuff you to a chair if i have to." As he said that, Janie, Roy, and Mezza walked through the door carrying a drunk Edward. They flung him on the couch and he started giggling uncontrollably.
"What happened to my brother?" Bess asked. "He's going through an early mid life crises. He's drunk you idiot." Roy told her.
"Gee I wonder what would happen if I told Jane." Mary said at the stairs holding up her phone. "Mary. Aragon. Tudor. Don't. You. Dare." Roy told her. "I will throw an entire desk at your face"
"To bad because." she typed something on her phone. "I just did!" she ran upstairs.
"DAMMIT! Janie you're my new favorite cousin." Mezza exclaimed. Janie got a message from Cathy.
"fuck"
pArEnTaLFiGuRe: janie you have exactly one opportunity to tell me what happened to edward
chaoticchild: okay i can explain
pArEnTaLFiGuRe: go ahead
chaoticchild: the fitness gram pacer test is a-
pArEnTaLFiGuRe: you know i'm wheezing but tell me what happened.
chaoticchild: hmmmmmmmmmmm, no fankyou
pArEnTaLFiGuRe: CHILD I SWEAR I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR HARRY POTTER BOOKS
chaoticchild: * LE GASPIE*
chaoticchild: YOU WOULDNT DARE
pArEnTaLFiGuRe: oh
pArEnTaLFiGuRe: oh but i would
chaoticchild: fine he got drunk
pArEnTaLFiGuRe: wha-
chaoticchild: OKAY GTG BAI
"So um, we are dead when the queens get home." she said turning her phone off.
~ThE MoSt mAgEsTiC FuCkInG TiMe sKiP~
"JANIE I WAS NOT DRUNK!" Edward argued. "Edward, you cut up a pineapple yelling 'come out spongebob I know you're in there'" she told him. He paused.
"Did i find him?"
"No-"
He walked over to the freezer and stood there confused.
"Why are my socks in the freezer?" he asked. Janie laughed. "You said you wanted to prank yourself."
"Wow i do awesome things when I'm drunk"
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The Other Tudor Roses
Fanfictionwhat happens when all the queens revive in the 21st century? will they find a home? will they find their kids? will henry come back? who knows "People are never really gone, they are just people you can't see walking beside you."