Diego's Daughter//TUA

franny? tacos?

"Hey first off I want to say I'm sorry, I really screwed up the pooch on this one with the whole going back in time and getting stuck thing. But the real kick in the pants here is we brought the end of the world back here with us." Five spoke.
The group was all in the livingroom.

"Oh my god again? All of you knew? Why am I always the last one to find out about the end of the— oh my god. My cult, is going to be so pissed, Five I told them that we had until 2019." Klaus whined the last part.

"We have until Monday. We have 6 days." Five responded.
"Is it Vanya?"

"Klaus!" Allison and Frances scolded,
"What? it's usually Vanya."
Vanya shrugged this off

"Do you have any leads, Five?" Vanya asked.
"Yeah we have one."

Diego passed five a folder then he passed it to Allison. Inside contained a picture of their dad on the grassy knoll.

"Holy shit is that dad?" Allison asked. The group crowded around the image.
"Yeah." Diego answered.
"That's him?" Vanya asked.
"Standing in the grassy knoll." Diego said.
"When Kennedy gets shot." Frances added.

"Diego and I have been trying to talk about what this exact means. So far we've got nothing." Five said.
"Not nothing, he's planning to kill Kennedy." Diego said.
"Maybe. But we don't know who or what sends doomsday all in motion. Could be Kennedy, or something entirely independent. But we know something changes in the timeline, we have to make it right."

"Yeah but how? If we don't know what broken?" Allison questioned.
"Oh come on do the math. We know dads having some shady ass meetings with shady ass people, we know he's in the grassy knoll in three days to kill the president. So I think we all know what we have to do-" Diego said.

"Find dad" "kill dad" "kill Kennedy." Five, Diego, and Frances said at the same time. "Out if that entire statement, all yo7 got out was 'kill Kennedy?" Diego asked. Franc3s just shrugged and nodded.

"None of us are supposed to be here right? I mean what if it's us? Has anyone here done anything to screw up thr timeline?" Vanya asked.

"Dads been stalking Lee Harvey Oswald." Frances said, and Luther nodded.
"And he's working for Jack Ruby!" Diego shouted at Luther.
"Allison has been very involved in local politics." Klaus pointed out.
"Ok, and you started a cult." Allison smiled sarcastically.
"I'm just a nanny on a farm, I don't have anything to do with all that." Vanya said.
"Well maybe you do and we just don't know it yet." Allison said.
Diego whistled fo Get their attention.

"Listen to yourselves. Everything in our lives is connected to Kennedy. That can't be a coincidence, Luther works for Ruby, Allison's protesting the government, Dad is in the grassy knoll, Klaus is.. doing something weird and pervy but probably related. See clearly we were all sent back here for one special reason, saving John Fitzgerald Kennedy." The siblings all began to argue and Frances too.

"Guys you all die, I was there, I saw it. And I wanna forget it but I can't. I saw Russian nukes vaporize the world with all of you in it... in a war that never happened until we brought it here, and Hazel gave his life to save us so you may need to shut up and just listen to me. I don't know if the things we've experienced are connected, and I don't know if there's a reason for everything. But dad will. We need to talk to him before everyone and everything we know is dead." Five stated.

"Ok I'm out." Luther smiled.
"Did you even here me Luther?" Five spoke.
"Yeah, yeah I did, I heard a 58- year old man who still wants his daddy to come and fix everything. Well you can count me out. It's time we all grow the hell up." Diego began to walk downstairs. The group protested.
Diego went down to follow him, and Five jumped in-front of Luther on the steps. "No one leaves until we figure this out," Luther effortlessly picked him up by his collar and threw him over the stairs, but he saved himself by jumping.

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"You know I could really go for some tacos right now, Allison? Tacos?" Klaus said.
"Shouldn't we wait?"
"Oh you know those guys, I mean it could take them forever to bro it out. Vanya? Franny? Tacos?" Klaus asked. "You know, I'll pass. I haven't eaten a taco since that night at the theatre, you know, when the world ended." Frances smiled.
"Pizza?" Klaus suggested.
"Yeah, is there any way pizza is gonna cause the end of the world?" Vanya asked.
"I mean there's only one way to find out right, let's go." Klaus said.
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"The nerve of that man. I mean one thing goes wrong and he's on a warpath, I mean doesn't know who I am? No, no no, Ray, you know exactly who I am. You just can't handle it." Allison ranted as she was doing Krause's hair in the salon chair. Vanya was pretending to shoot bottles as she sat in another chair, and Frances was putting Dutch braids in Vanyas hair.
"I'm protecting him-" Allison continued.
"From what?" Klaus asked.
"The end of the world for one."
"Is the world really gonna end in 6 days?" Vanya asked.
"It did last time." Frances responded.
"And we did everything Five could think of to stop it." Allison finished,

"Hey wouldn't it be weird if Five grew up all hot?" Klaus asked.
The group ewed.
"Oh eww eww" Klaus mocked Allison. "-Please Miss "Luther was my lover.""
"We've never even kissed." Allison spoke.
Frances laughed.
"Yeah but you guys were making sick moon dog eyes at eachother all through puberty and breakfast and stuff like that." Klaus said,"
"Aren't we all brothers and sister?" Asked Vanya.
"Well technically-" Allison started.
"If you have to use the word techically, you're already in trouble." Klaus, Vanya, and Frances chuckled.
"Ok- can we focus I mean clearly we're not saving the world tonight but we can at least try and save my marriage." Allison spoke.

"No! No because that's like asking a nun how to hump someone's leg. I mean who in this room know shit about relationships? This one-" Klaus pointed at Vanya, "-is in love with some farm frau."
"Her names sissy."
"-which is an improvement from on her previous love interest, the serial killer."
"What?"
"Meanwhile I'm carrying a torch for a soldier I haven't technically met yet, and Luther is in love with his sister, oh And Frances, What about you?"
Frances smiled, "I like Elliot." Allison gasped and cringed, "Frances hes like 30." "Says the one who likes my uncle!" France spoke. Klaus laughed and so did Vanya. "Well, Elliot and I write letters to eachother about our opinions and theories and send eachother newspaper clippings and notes and stuff." Frances smiled in nostalgia... then her face went flat again, "how am I supposed to tell some old man I like him?" "Well you better tell him soon because times a ticken missy." Klaus responded and Frances groaned. "That's actually so sweet." Allison replied. "I've been saving them too." Frances smiled.

"I mean face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that maniquin." Klaus said.

"The only thing the Umbrella Academy, and Frances, know about love is how to is how to skrew it up."Klaus said,
"How do you guys deal with this?" Vanya asked.
"What?" Asked Allison.
"I mean all of it, the time travel, seeing then dead, the end of the world."
"Well I get really high, Allison lies to herself, Frances.. Frances pulls her hair out, and you suppress your emotions deep deep down until you blow shit up." Klaus said.

"Yeah I'd like to not do that anymore." Vanya said,
"We've got six days yet." Frances spoke.
"What the hell are we supposed to do with 6 days?" Allison asked.
"Party, i don't know." Klaus said. "I want to get laid." Frances said. The three all eyed her weird.

"I'm gonna tell sissy that I love her, I don't want any secrets." Vanya said.
"Yeah" Klaus agreed.
"You're right, cause you know if it's all gonna go tits up, the least I could do is be honest with my husband."
"You know what, maybe I will confess my love. I mean if I'm lucky, I won't be on this planet anymore so mine as well." Frances said.
"Oh... does that mean I have to face my cult? I just hate group breakups, that's why i stopped dating twins." Klaus said.

"This family is amazing." Vanya said. Klaus cackled, and Frances and Allison laughed.
"Ok let's not get ahead of ourselves there." Allison spoke.
Allison, Klaus, and Frances got into a hug. "Come here Vanya."
They got into a short hug.
"Oh you guys I love this song!"
(Play song up top and imagine them dancing with Frances.)
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